In deciding what to do for FTC 77, I thought of my favorite novel. This is, of course, Fyodor Dostoyevsky's classic, "The Brothers Karamazov." Because what could be funnier than a bleak, nearly eight hundred page book from nineteenth century Russia?

Anyway, make this funny. You can change anything but the two characters in panel two, the background in panel two, and the first piece of dialogue in panel two. Bonus points if your comic actually displays a knowledge of The Brothers Karamazov.

FTC 77 Template by jimstringtown 11-20-05

She knows! Your brother is a scoundrel, Alexei Fyodorovich!

The dialogue comes from p.153 of the Farrar, Straus, and Giroux edition, not that it matters. Judging will be whenever I feel like it.

having on read TBK once or twice, i THINK this is what the scene's about.

plus, i think Russian Lit is better suited to updating for the ghetto vernacular.

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another take on TBK

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

.... not a popular concept, this.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

FTC 77 by HCRoyall 11-22-05

Tonight on a live edition of Masterpiece Theater, we present a scene from Fyodor Dostoyevsky's classic novel, The Brothers Karamazov. She knows! Your brother is a scoundrel, Alexei Fyodorovich! Umm... Line? We now break for commercial, where I will beat a certain actor within an inch of his life and drink myself to oblivion.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

FTC 77: Crab Blab by biped 11-22-05

Alexei Fyodorovich's brother just told me that Amber's got crabs. LOL! Let's put it on the Internet! She knows! Your brother is a scoundrel, Alexei Fyodorovich! Shut up, CRAB BITCH! Who'd you get 'em from, huh? HUH? Damn, these crabs are killin' me. Well, at least you got laid. My dick thinks my throat's been cut.

FTC 77: Kick Dat Dawg To Da Curb by biped 11-22-05

Here's what Darlene and Alexei had to say to each other backstage just moments ago! She knows! Your brother is a scoundrel, Alexei Fyodorovich! Then you shoulda stayed outta his f***ing trailer, you f***ing WHORE! "JER-RY!!! JER-RY!!! JER-RY!!! JER-RY!!!" "F*** YOU! YOU G**D**** BAS****! I'LL M*****F***** S*** HIS F***ING C*** IF I F*** SH** C*** **** ****ING ****!" Heh, heh! Let's bring 'em out!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RATED 8.1 21 VOTES

Newlywed by suicide_king 5-26-05

How's marraige treatin' ya? Great. Fucked your wife in the ass yet? God no. You should, she loves it.

RATED 0 0 VOTES i suck

CC 305 - I am worse by flipynif1 11-22-05

How's marraige treatin' ya? Done any of the anal yet? Why are you asking such LUDACROUS questions? Sometimes I just feel don't find me attractive anymore. Just shut up and kiss me hunny-bunches-of-rimjobs!

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I dumb :D

DAMMIT wrong thread
Someone erase this please I'm stupid today

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I dumb :D

FTC 77: I thought he was dead. by PrimoOoze1138 11-24-05

Can I help you? She knows! Your brother is a scoundrel, Alexei Fyodorovich! Actually, Alexei was just a character I played. My real name is Yul Brenner. I know. My friends put me up to it. Ah....Say, you wanna come upstairs and let ME 'put you up to it'?

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

Finn might've won, but Dmitri Karamazov would not have been able to favor Grushenka with his genital lice, as she refused to bed with him.

Biped might've won, but he thought Katerina's name was Darlene or Amber or something. Uh, I think that's her name. Katerina. Yeah.

Flippy might've won, but the original strip was funnier.

PrimeOoze might've won, but Yul did not, in fact, play Alyosha. He played Dmitri. William Shatner played Alyosha.

HCRoyall wins.

i demand a recount!!

not really.

congrats, HC

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Whatever. The dude in the comic looked like Yul Brenner. Besides, it's not like I actually paid attention when I watched that movie.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

Hooray!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.