It's almost Thanksgiving, yeah. I look forward to it so much because my dad and I go out and hunt for our own turkey. This year I got him. Shot him with a compound bow and arrow. I did'nt quite kill him right away though. I never really do, I suck at shooting a bow. Had to chop his head/neck off. After I plucked him and de-gutted him he weighs 27 pounds. All of my neighbors look at us like we are crazy. I'm a white girl livin' in the ghetto. I guess black folks don't kill their own turkeys.

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I'm just a cornflake in a bowl of raisins...

Turkeys are plotting against us, so every year we hold an annual turkey holocaust to keep them in line.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Excuse my ignorance, but do you get many turkeys living wild in the ghetto? In the ghettooo?

Or are you trolling?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I paid someone else to kill my turkey, pluck it, freeze it, and wrap it in a sterile plastic and deliver it a few blocks from my apartment.

Best $7 I ever spent.

Just like any other ghetto there are no turkeys running around, just chickens. I go to my family's house in West Virginia and pretend to be a redneck for two days. It's only a 3 hour drive from b'more.

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I'm just a cornflake in a bowl of raisins...

Oh, you know there are a few jive turkeys hangin' 'round in the 'hood.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

You killed a member of the debate team?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Fresh meat is the best, but I suck at doing it cleanly so I get others to do it.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I love the rush that can only come from killing one of the stupidest things on the planet and then taking it back to the ghetto to feast on all of its power.

VERNON, FLORIDA is the greatest turkey-hunting movie ever made.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm guessing that dad was pissed off. Now he has to go out and catch a new girlfriend. Unless he runs faster than you.

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Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.

Just when I didn't think I could appreciate Biped more, he references my favourite Errol Morris movie.

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What others say about boorite!

Istanbul was Constantinople...

Happy Turkey Day

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What others say about boorite!

But now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

... And before that, it was Byzantium.

I'm still not sure where Variablinople is.

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