Be there or be somewhere else.

That PM or AM, choady?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

That is in the post meridiem.

You wouldn't want to rely on me doing anything at 6:00 a.m. my time other than hitting a snooze button.

It's the holiday season, so make me a comic in the next hour about giving inappropriate gifts.

READY?

GO!

- by dcomposed 12-07-05

What did you get me? An abortion! So that's why the bed was wet.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Bad. by crabby 12-07-05

Well, you didn't have to get me anything. I wanted to sir. You are my inspiration after all. Urrrmmm.... Open it up. A man slave! How very very inappropriate.

ICC-Christmas Eve Dinner Convo by xxausrottenxx 12-07-05

daddy i want a country for christmas but son, you already own the most powerful country in the world! yeah but i want an insignificant country so that if people read about it having a major social fallout, nobody will actually care that much but whats the point of that spite that's my boy.

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ICC18: christmas at the whitehouse by mandingo 12-07-05

well, Mr. President, me and the boys worked real hard and finally found the Christmas present we think you'll like gimme gimme gimme! OSAMA?? no, actually i'm Mustu Bin Laden, Osama's 2nd cousin, twice removed close enough! fire up the wood chipper, boys!

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what if nigger meant kite

Goat's Head by niteowl 12-07-05

Hey man, glad you could come over. I want to discuss the Christmas present you gave me. Aw shucks, you don't have to thank me. Dude, you gave me a picture of my ex... ...blowing a goat. I told you she was a slut. Now do you believe it?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

ICC 18: it's always tough shopping for Rodney by mandingo 12-07-05

2003... a sunless tanning spray?? for the underside of your arms 2004... a How-To book about surviving in the hood?? i live in a 300,000 dollar house in the suburbs. well this will give you something to fall back on when affirmative action gets repealed 2005... let me guess, a 5-day, 4-night trip to scenic Richmond Virginia, the highlight of which will be a stop off at The Museum of the Confederacy, followed by a buffet at Klan headquarters. you peeked!

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what if nigger meant kite

How dare you. HOW DARE YOU ALL!

I am deeply offended, particularly by Mandingo's last comic.

Take it away, dingus, the next one is yours.

why thank you, choady.

and thank you wiguneal1-1 and indypete1-2, you were both a joy to work with, nothing like what i've read in the tabloids and 10 times better than that fucking prima donna xmastree background

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why thank you, choady.

and thank you wiguneal1-1 and indypete1-2, you were both a joy to work with, nothing like what i've read in the tabloids and 10 times better than that fucking prima donna xmastree background

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