Okay I've got time on my hands at last so here be the next btc contest. Rules are as follows...
Do whatever the feck you want with the first two panels (take them home, give them some babycham, play with their special places) Last panel must stay intact (apart from backgrounds and other characters as usual)

Only rule Pick one of two templates provided...

OTHER RULE! Jes Lawson cannot enter given he helped motivate me into posting this. If No one enters by two weeks time then Jes Lawson will automatically win. Is that fair? No!? Then fucking cuck my sox.

BTC 47 (1) by Fuj 12-21-05

PWND!!!1

BTC 47(2) by Fuj 12-21-05

So it was Mikey G all along!

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"You grew up like brothers, and your teachers must have told you that North and South must not fight!

BTC #47: Hey Furby! by Hari_Nezumi 12-21-05

Why, hel-- PWND!!!1

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

BTC 47: teh 1337 roxxor by Smurph 12-22-05

Tum tee tum... Bored... Screw it, a bit o' the ole Xbox Live for me, and some Halo, I think. Hope there's no fucking Merkins on though... PWNED!!!1

First Person Soaker by The_young_scot 12-22-05

Tom we've had another complaint about your behaviour. You can't keep acting like this! Life isn't an online shooter! For example, you refused to get a cat down from a tree as you called it "A camping noob". Got anything to say in your defence? PWND!!!1

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

BTC 47: Ambition by fpd 12-29-05

Dr. Ken Abel was a go-getter. This Soylent Green stuff is great. It's hard to keep up with the demand. Don't you worry about that. I've just replenished the supply. He had a plan for the future. Doc, don't you ever feel guilty about what we do? Don't you worry that we're going to hell? Not a problem! I've got it all covered. He was going to rule hell. Welcome to hell, loser! You thought you were better than us, did you? But you weren't! We got you! PWND!!!1

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

BTC 47: For God's Sake, Get Out Of Oz by biped 1-07-06

Oh, please, Wicked Witch! Please spare my friends the Scarecrow, the Tin Man, the Cowardly Lion, the Fireman -- Fireman? What Fireman? YAAAAAAA!!! PWND!!!1

BTC 47: The Boys From Brazil II by biped 1-07-06

Gee, I feel kinda bad about only giving fifty cents to the Fireman's Fund this year...but after all, I'm not made out of money, and -- Here's your receipt!!! PWND!!!1

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BTC 47: Super Fireman: Fireshine by Matt_wolfe 1-07-06

The new Mario Its-a-me, Mario His test, to clean this black background. All ready taken care of. PWND!!!1

theyoungscot wins.

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"You grew up like brothers, and your teachers must have told you that North and South must not fight!