Yo,

I just want to say a very Merry Fucking New Years to all you people on this wonderful site. Although I came to this site for all the fellow republicans I saw lurking these boards(Mein Fuhrer Bush!), I found much more. I found a wellspring of hilarity and people insulting other people's works(feel free to insult mine. I take absolutely no pride in my work) that just attracted me instantly. As my schedule becomes more hectic, I hope I will still find time to be an active member of this wonderful society of comic strip writers. No, my work is nothing special, but I've been phoning in my essays for school since I was 10, so it's become part of my nature. Just to talk about myself(damn, I love myself), I love the Simpsons and Futurama as well as The Daily Show and the Colbert Report. I also enjoy Lost, but that's about it. I like to read, and draw. My favorite comic strip is Life in Hell, and that is about all there is to say about me. Again, it's great to be a member, and you may start the mockery of me.

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"I kind of ran over his dog once." "You did?!" "Well, replace dog with son and once with repeatedly . . . ." The Genius that is the Simpsons.

*wavz*

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

welcome. i hope you like it here. we have bible study thursday and saturday at 7 and we all go volunteer down at the rest home on mondays and wednesdays. it used to be mondays, wednesdays and fridays, but finding the cure for autism is taking longer than we thought. *fingers crossed*

nothing on sunday of course. that's the sabbath

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what if nigger meant kite

and for good reason

insult them like that, you mean? here i'll try another

actually you shouldn't be embarrassed that you love yourself. you should be embarrassed you love yourself to Nick at Nite

hey, this insult thing is kind of fun

the only way to start the mockery of you would be to go back in time to your first ultrasound and beat that kindly old nurse to the wire-hangar joke

specifically, a love for tranny grannies and a place to unleash to the world the gift that is Hasselhoff comics

okay, do me now. if it helps, i have a huge cock and have been told that the more i sweat the more i smell of cherry blossoms and a happy childhood

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what if nigger meant kite

Okay, well you have a small mandingo, and . . . you think nigger means kite, picture, and such . . . . Oh, I bet you . . . . I suck at this . . . .

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"I kind of ran over his dog once." "You did?!" "Well, replace dog with son and once with repeatedly . . . ." The Genius that is the Simpsons.

JACK SOO SIGHTING!!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

oh shit, you found me out.

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"I kind of ran over his dog once." "You did?!" "Well, replace dog with son and once with repeatedly . . . ." The Genius that is the Simpsons.

This isn't a dating site.

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(PM me for directions to my house)

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

That would be funnier if it wasn't true.

It's always great when newbies come in and tell us about their lives, opinions, and just general information about them...and think we give a shit about any of it. It's so cute.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Remember the time when there was merely a token cranky bastard on this site? Suddenly they're popping up all over the place.

It's so 2005.

Nah, I just wanted to make it easier for people to make fun of me. I actually quite enjoy it. It's like a kick in the balls, except without the horrible psyichal pain. Cheers!

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"I kind of ran over his dog once." "You did?!" "Well, replace dog with son and once with repeatedly . . . ." The Genius that is the Simpsons.

This guy is about as soft as my stool, thank you for the life story. Oh and i would also appreciate more detail on the technique you use when you love yourself, don juan.

so jealous.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

True.

Once again we witness the strange phenomenon of passionate indifference.

Welcome to the Isle of Misfit Persons, farm101.

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Yo,

I just want to say a very Merry [CENSORED] New Years to all you people on this wonderful site. Although I came to this site for all the fellow republicans I saw lurking these boards(Mein Fuhrer Bush!), I found much more. I found a wellspring of hilarity and people insulting other people's works(feel free to insult mine. I take absolutely no pride in my work) that just attracted me instantly. As my schedule becomes more hectic, I hope I will still find time to be an active member of this wonderful society of comic strip writers. No, my work is nothing special, but I've been phoning in my essays for school since I was 10, so it's become part of my nature. Just to talk about myself([CENCORED], I love myself), I love the Simpsons and Futurama as well as The Daily Show and the Colbert Report. I also enjoy Lost, but that's about it. I like to read, and draw. My favorite comic strip is Life in Hell, and that is about all there is to say about me. Again, it's great to be a member, and you may start the mockery of me.

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