In this CC, you must dramatize something that has actually happened to you. It has to be REAL, and TRUE. You can be represented by any stripcreator character, but the actual events must have actually happened to you in real life. TURN YOUR REAL LIFE into funny, ha ha, funny.

You may have already made comics based on real life experiences. THEY ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE. You must make brand new comics for this CC. Your old comics are now hereby stupid and useless. So MAKE THE NEW COMICS!

Do it. Do it, or you are the most useless, stupid idiot. YOU ARE STUPID.

Have fun!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It's a Lucky Life by LuckyGuess 3-04-06

Grandma, where are mommy and daddy? They're in court fighting over how much alimony mommy is going to get. Now get in the car, because grandma and grandpa need to get you baptised. What's baptised? It's where we get all the Jew out of you to spite daddy.

Lucky Me: The Counseling Dilemma by LuckyGuess 3-04-06

Jared, do you know why you're here? Because my entire family has decided to use me as a scapegoat so they can gossip about me to eachother. Your mother says you have anger issues. I don't have any anger issues. She says you want to burn down the house and yourself with it. I do? I must be pretty fucking crazy.

Lucky Me: The Counseling Conclusion by LuckyGuess 3-04-06

So you're saying that your family is, in effect, venting their frustrations by making you out to be a psychotic loner? You're the shrink. You figure it out. Well then, given your mother's conversation with me and your evidence thus far, I'm going to have to side with you. There's no reason to continue these discussions. You're free to go. How much are my parents paying you? $125 an hour. You have any jigsaw puzzles?

Lucky's Library Pals by LuckyGuess 3-04-06

Wen, I'm so lonely. How so? People ignore me all the time. I have five real friends, one of which who was committed to a mental hospital, and two of which who dropped out. Nobody will even make fun of me, much less be friendly. Do you want me to make fun of you, Jared? Thanks, but it's just not the same.

Lucky? I Think Not by LuckyGuess 3-04-06

Dad, we're out of food. Can you go to the store and get some? We're out of drugs? We're out of food.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Lucky? Flash Forward Ten Years by LuckyGuess 3-04-06

Dad, we're out of food. Can you go to the store and get some? Why don't you go down and get it? I'll give you my car keys. I can't drive yet, dad. We'll get some food later. You said that three days ago. Josh and I have been eating the squirrels in the backyard.

Lucky's Rental Service by LuckyGuess 3-04-06

Who are you? I'm Dan. I'll be renting the room next to yours. Dad rented out the playroom? Playroom? More like the cocaine room now! Hahahahaha! Oh, wait. Shit.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

If You Could Read My Mind... by Twi_prime 3-05-06

Welcome to Sonny's. Please order here. That's the charbroiled chicken special with a side of fried okra, plus ranch sauce? Yes, Ma'am. Thank you. Welcome to Sonny's. Please order here. No eye contact...overly polite...has a problem with black people? Maybe just with service workers? *sigh* *shame* Gosh, she looks like I've offended her...I hope not...I felt so ashamed at that last fast food place... Subway: Eat Fresh! Extra olives? Are you fucking kidding me? Who do you think you are?? I'll give you three extra, but that's it!! God, I'm scum...

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"Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time." --OK Go

In real life i had to watch this terrible movie: 'The Siege'

The Siege #1 by HotRodDeathToll 3-04-06

During a hostage attampt in bar, in New York Do not fear me, Mr. Terrorist, I am unarmed. I'd just like to make a few negotiations, thats all. I HAVE A BOMB DON'T COME ANY CLOSER Can you please just let out the children, i mean they have a future they have to go to school and they already have a hard enough life. So please let the the children out. Okay Oh thankyou, that was a good gesture, thanks a lot what a lovely gesture mmm so nice   ?

The Siege #2 by HotRodDeathToll 3-04-06

Mr. Terrorist, the seniors must be tired from standing up for so long. You should let themout now. Please. Pretty please with a cherry on top. I'll be your best friend. FINE!

The Siege #3 by HotRodDeathToll 3-04-06

Thanks Mr. Terrorist. That was a very kind gesture. That's very Good. You see those bar stools, they look very tired after being here all day do you think you could just let them out. Please. Okay Oh thankyou. those stools must be relieved.

The Siege #4 by HotRodDeathToll 3-04-06

Mr. Terrorist, could you please let the other two terrorists out of the bar. hmmm Please, they have a future, and they need to rest. Okay then-- bakalakadaka

The Siege #5 by HotRodDeathToll 3-04-06

Please Mr. Terrorist! Could you be nice enough to let me out, i've had a hard day you know and my life is so hard i could kill myself Okay i'll let you live

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

The Siege #6 by HotRodDeathToll 3-04-06

THAT'S ENOUGH PEOPLE LET OUT NOW!

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Perhaps not HA HA funny but certainly true.

That was a comic early this morning. I swear it was. Should I try to repost it, or will there just end up being two later on? Thanks! :)

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"Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time." --OK Go

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That was a comic early this morning. I swear it was. Should I try to repost it, or will there just end up being two later on? Thanks! :)

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I couldn't tell what you were trying to say without constant narration.

Real Conversations by The_young_scot 3-05-06

Hey man, sorry I'm spilling my guts to you when I don't really know you, but I just feel like I can talk to you, you know? Yeah, I mean, why would I want to enjoy this new years party when I could listen to you cry about your brother being ran over? He was ran over twice, they backed up over him Haha! Screw it, I'm not even sorry

Real conversations by The_young_scot 3-05-06

Whit ye lookin at bawbag? I'm not even facing you, I'm just waiting for the bus Whit?! I'll fuckin stab the cunt oot of ye ....I'm just waiting for the bus 15 minutes later *sob* and then I had my first kid.....*sniff* I dunno why, but I just feel like I can talk to you I'M JUST WAITING FOR THE BUS!!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

The Breakup by BigFrank105 2-17-06

I'm breaking up with you. Being single just sounds so much more appealing. So you're giving me an excuse to get drunk and slut around? No, I just don't want to be tied down while I have a good time with my girlfriends. Exactly. Getting drunk. Slutting around. Don't be a dick, this is what I want. Okay then. Let's get drunk so I can feel you up in a drainage ditch.

that bitch

Groovy! - e-HARM-ony by edoggydog 3-05-06

So, I joined a dating website that promised they would match me up with the ideal woman based on the results of my own personality test... "Welcome to e-Shamony... You have eight hundred women that fit your specific personality!" Groovy! The difference with this service is you don't get to see what the other person looks like until you've "fallen in love" with who they are on the INSIDE... "I think you're really nice! I'll let you see my picture now..." Suh-WEET! The only problem is that you have to live with what the ugly bitch looks like on the OUT-FUCKING-SIDE!! GAH!!

CC 314: Funny? Dunno, but true. by lukket 3-05-06

Good morning. What's up? Our phone number appears to have been wrongfully included on a film scanner sold in Walmart How bad can it be? Well, they've obviously sold a lot of those scanners., so I've been quite busy, and I've only been here for thirty minutes. Later... I just got a mail: "What am I doing wrong? I enter the serial number and click 'demo mode' and whenever I scan it shows some markings"

Alright, substitute Walmart with Aldi, and it's 100% true.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Counter-Strike Tales (based on a true story) by mtgrnwdstar 3-05-06

BAM! Headshot! What the hell! Hacker! That's game, bitch. Fuck you, you just got lucky. So, how'd your game go? I won. I lost to some fuckin' hacker. I wish I knew who he was, because I'd kick his ass from here to Broadway.

Thnx 2 [URL=http://imageshack.us]imgsh@k[/URL]

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

RCL no. 924 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-06-06

The following actually happened... I'm hungry! Of course, you are, pussy! You just threw up the food I fed you not more than fifteen minutes ago! So? So, you ralphed over my $500 Treo and shorted it out! Then, I guess you're not going to be too happy about me taking a dump on your new, $700 duvet cover! WHAT?? That's it! I'm having the vet "fix" you again, and this time I'll tell him NOT to use anesthesia!!

which is also why you need Marmaduke explained to you

CC 314: THESE THINGS REALLY HAPPENED! by mandingo 3-06-06

you're the funniest person on stripcreator. yes. yes, i know. i have procreated i'll bury it no, fuckface, its 3 to 1 dilithium crystal to chloride my human half wants you inside me

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what if nigger meant kite

Oh, god. I'm still trying to live this down.

CC314: I wish this wasn't true, but alas... by DaveMonkey 3-06-06

Dude! That stripper's calling you over! She wants you to join in!! Holy shit! A dream come true! Game on, biatch! Right then, ladies. What are you going to-- HEY!! Get off of those! Everyone can see my junk!! Why are you--? No, get off me!! Noo!! YEEEAARRRGH!! Much Later... I can't believe she stubbed a cigarette out on your ass then rode you around like a horsey... I can't believe she threatened to kick the shit out of you for falling on her...

My boss was there...

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Those were supposed to be signs. Above the counters in the restaurants. For verisimilitude. :)

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"Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time." --OK Go

I can't tell what you're refering to unless you have a sign above it. Are you talking about a comic?

Groovy! - Pornograffiti by edoggydog 3-06-06

You find an on-line pornsite with a beautiful Asian girl, sporting big titties, doing a lucky white guy in the back of a minivan while driving around town... "Lay back while I give you sucky-sucky!" Groovy! But, there's some idiot in the background giving lame play-by-play, disrupting your concentration while you're working towards "releasing your inmates", if you know what I mean! "That's it, girl. (hee, hee) Take it in! Does that feel good, dude? Look at those boobies! (hee, hee, hee) " ?!? Not that I (ahem) look at a lot of on-line porn! "Woah, dude! She's working it! (hee, hee, hee) Gag on that thing, girl! (hee, hee, hee, hee) Now, hop on top and ride him like a unicycle! (hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee...)" WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

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CC 314: Damn real world by NeoVid 3-06-06

Hey, man, stop that fighting. You're going to get in trouble before the end of the school year party. I heard fighting over here! You know how much trouble you're in this time!? Wait, what? This is the first time I've really learned something in school: Never try to help people.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Looked A Lot Funnier Than It Was by Namgubed 3-06-06

Meanwhile, during relay race at a Boy Scout camp-o-ree ... WHEE ...!! Ha ha! Lookit that guy, he runs like a RETARDED SQUID !!  ??  DUDE ! That's not cool. He has CEREBRAL PALSY ! ... shit. Apology accepted, douchebag!

1001 Arabian Snappy Comebacks by Namgubed 3-06-06

Meanwhile, after returning from Desert Storm ... Just wait 'til my friends see me in these wacky Saudi Arabian clothes! *snicker* Dude, you look like a total faggot. What I actually said : ... God bless you, too. What I SHOULD have said, dammit! : Well, I have to dress up like THIS to look like a total faggot. What's YOUR excuse? PWN3D!!1!1

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown