This BTC is either deceptively simple, or ingeniously clever, or just plain stupid. One thing's for sure, though -- YOU'RE stupid, unless you enter this contest. Here's the stupid template, stupid:

BTC 50: Template by biped 3-16-06

Penis!

Here are the stupid rules, stupid:

1. No photoshop, stupid.
2. You can't change anything about the stupid third panel except the stupid background, stupid. But if you stupidly insist, you can also have the stupid little girl saying something stupid, stupid.

REMINDER: If you do not enter this contest, you are stupid.

Have a stupid time stupidly making stupid comics, stupid!

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This Is Terrible by The_young_scot 3-16-06

I bet you can't go 60 seconds without saying "Penis" Your on! Penis!

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BTC50: Glory Hound Funk: Police Bulldog Extraordinare by crabby 3-16-06

What am I thinking? Concentrate. PENIS!

BTC 50: Stupid for the stupids by flipynif1 3-18-06

TITS FOR SALE!! CREAMY MILK-FILLED TITS FOR SALE! *ahem*...do you carry any...economy size? Why not come here and check mister? Hey misto, what you sewwing now? Penis!

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I dumb :D

BTC 50: A stupid entry by lukket 3-19-06

Did you know that my father named me after the part of my mother he liked the best. What? Fanny. Cool. My dad did the same thing. So, what are you called? Penis!

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Cumming of Age by LuckyGuess 3-20-06

Jimmy doesn't want to play with me anymore. I'm sorry, honey, but he's growing up. It's not fair. I like playing with Jimmy. Since he turned ten, so does Jimmy. Penis!

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

BTC 50: Made You Say It, Stupid! by Namgubed 3-21-06

Guess what, Bobby, guess what? What, you little turd? Our Girl Scout troop sold enough cookies to earn us all a trip to Penis, France! Ha, ha! You mean Paris, France, you stupid moron! What did I say? (chuckle) Penis!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Man, I'm coming pretty close to judging this thing if nobody else enters pretty soon.

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I cheated

Snip Snip by Fingal 3-25-06

There was old guy walking on the footpath and asked him if he was jewish. He said 'only one way to find out' PENIS!

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I'm just like an angel

BTC 50 : Rhyme Time by finn34 3-26-06

I'm writing a poem for my mom, what's a good word that ryhmes with "genius"? Penis!

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

I judge it tonight, unless I forget to!

Yoda as Travis Bickle: "Talking to me, you are? Nobody else here I see."

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BTC 50: Whorenun! by Namgubed 3-28-06

♫ bump ba-dum dum dum ♫ Pe ... ... nis ... Penis! Penis!

BTC 50: Shut Up, Stupid! by Namgubed 3-28-06

Hey, Joey, did you hear about that guy in Afghanistan who they were going to kill for converting from Islam to Christianity, but all the human rights folks and the UN said, you can't do that because - Well, I ... your new charter has religious tolerance, but the clerics want strict Islamic law, then some countries said they'd grant him amnesty, but the court wanted to find him mentally unfit to stand trial - But they ... uh - OOGA-BOOGA FLUFFERNUTTER! - so they could let him off the hook without creating an international incident, but the gray area isn't gone, and it's a cop-out to plead insanity instead of facing difficult- WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? Penis!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

This competition was very difficult to judge because none of the entries made any sense. So my judgement probably won't make any sense, either.

Third place:

BTC 50 : Rhyme Time by finn34 3-26-06

I'm writing a poem for my mom, what's a good word that ryhmes with "genius"? Penis!

Second place:

Cumming of Age by LuckyGuess 3-20-06

Jimmy doesn't want to play with me anymore. I'm sorry, honey, but he's growing up. It's not fair. I like playing with Jimmy. Since he turned ten, so does Jimmy. Penis!

First place:

BTC 50: Shut Up, Stupid! by Namgubed 3-28-06

Hey, Joey, did you hear about that guy in Afghanistan who they were going to kill for converting from Islam to Christianity, but all the human rights folks and the UN said, you can't do that because - Well, I ... your new charter has religious tolerance, but the clerics want strict Islamic law, then some countries said they'd grant him amnesty, but the court wanted to find him mentally unfit to stand trial - But they ... uh - OOGA-BOOGA FLUFFERNUTTER! - so they could let him off the hook without creating an international incident, but the gray area isn't gone, and it's a cop-out to plead insanity instead of facing difficult- WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? Penis!

And that's the tooth! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

(fade out)

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Yeah.

Hey, you copied mine.

I am give Namgubed two more days to make new contest and if not do that by noon my time on Tuesday then LuckyGuess will be winner.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Honestly, I sat there for a while and just thought, you know there is no improving on the humor of simply saying "penis".

Its not the set up that makes it funny. its just the delivery.

so that is why I opted to go for the 'an entry from someone with no imagination' route.

Penis

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

What's mightier than sword?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

My glorious return by qwertyuio 4-18-06

Wow, I haven't been to SC in ages. I wonder if anything's changed. penis!

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

Hello, qwertyuio, I just gave you another star.

Time is up and I must consider Namgubed to be MIA, so as runner-up the duty of creating a new BTC now falls to LuckyGuess.

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