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Wow it started out being borderline offensive, although I can kinda see where someone could consider it humor, but where a punchline should be I instead find a rant about the philosophy of science that is completely inconsistant with the rest of the comic and totally devoid of humor. To top it off, it's quite wordy. I aplaud your skills at making horrible comics.

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