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Mr. Wonderful
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| Gosh, Debbie! I sure hope being on "The Surreal Stripcreator Life" will help reinvigorate my career! | |
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| But, Captain Wanker! We're on national TV -- how long do think you can go without wanking? | |
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| That's Captain CHIP, Debbie! I only did those awful gay porno things because I needed a hernia operation -- | |
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| WANK, CAPTAIN WANKER!!! WANK!!! WANK!!! WANK!!! | |
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| NNNFFF -- NNNFFF -- UNNNGGGHHHH!!! OMIGOD, I'M PATHETIC!!! | |
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| WOW! You just jizzed all over the BUFFET! | |
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| These cocktail weenies taste funny. I think that "secret sauce" is -- | |
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| Ha-ha, yes-- anyway Biff, I was thinking maybe we could team up! Just think--Captain Chip, with James Bond as his sidekick! | |
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| "Sidekick"? I don't think my fans would accept the great James "Two-Bags" Bond as anybody's side-- | |
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| Uhh...excuse me, Biff...NNNFFF -- NNNFFF -- UNNNGGGHHHH!!! | |
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| Oh. I, uh... yuck. That's pretty disgusting. | |
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| I can't help it, Biff! My testicles constantly generate freakish quantities of semen! | |
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| Hey, ha-ha! Well, it looks like we're roommates, Mrs. Flonase! The original "odd couple", ha-ha! | |
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| Oh my! I hope my husband Ed doesn't get jealous, ha ha. | |
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| Ha ha, and I just hope that...well, certain "unusual" aspects of my behavior don't, err, offend you. | |
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| Oh, Ed and I are both big fans, Captain Chip. I wouldn't worry about it. | |
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| NNNFFF -- NNNFFF -- OH MY GOD, I CAN'T GET A NUT!!! THIS... IS...AGONIZING!!! NNNFFF...NNNFFF!!! | |
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| This night will end...this night WILL end... | |
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| Aye...imagine a humble bog-crawler like meself sharin' haggis wie a stout lad like Cap'n Chip! | |
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| And I'm honored to meet you as well, Mr. O'Miller! Now...is it "Feasty" or "Beasty"? I was never quite-- | |
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| OCH! It's "FEASTY", ye cloth-eared BASTARD! Why, ye naff plonker, I ootta ram yer numpty-- | |
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| Err, excuse me Beasty -- I mean, "Feasty" -- NNNFFF...NNNFFF... UNNNGGGHHH!!! | |
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| Oops... I think if you soak your beard in soy sauce, that'll eventually ,err, come right out...heh, heh... | |
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| This has been the highest-rated season of "The Surreal Stripcreator Life" ever. We'd like to offer you a contract. | |
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| GASP -- AN ALL-NEW "CAPTAIN CHIP" TV SERIES!!! OH, HAPPY DAY!!! | |
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| Actually, VH1 couldn't care less about "Captain Chip." VH1 wants "Captain Wanker." | |
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| NNNFFF -- NNNFFF -- UNNNGGGHHHH!!! OH MY GOD!!! | |
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| WHOA!!! SEVENTEEN STROKES!!! TIFFANY FROM CHI-TOWN WINS A F***ING T-SHIRT!!! | |
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--- Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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