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niteowl
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Reality TV, stripcreator style. That is the theme of this one.

Oh, but this is not just any ol' boring reality TV show...

Your comic(s) must be set a la MTV's The Real World or VH1's The Surreal Life. In case you have no clue what those two shows are about, basically it's a bunch of people/strangers living together in one house where lots of fights, drama and wacky hijinks ensue.

What would it be like if DrPedantic, TOBOR, and the Asian Girls had to try and share one bathroom for a month? Or if Tard Boy and Finkleman, Filing Clerk VIP, Biff McGurk, and The Fuck-If-I-Know Goblin fought over who gets the top bunk? Or how about a bunch of forumuser characters fighting over that last bottle of {insert alcoholic beverage name here}?

Rules and stuff:

1) No old comics.
2) Series allowed and encouraged.
3) Make me laugh.
4) Have fun.

Judging in a week or so.

Hit it!

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4-03-06 5:48pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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RCL no. 972 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-03-06
By the time "The Real World - Year 2008" went on the air, the ratings for the show had slipped dramatically...
Hey, guys... Whatcha do-
...forcing MTV to go to a more aggressive format.
[GULP!]
Basically, the show devolved into a room full of twenty-somethings fucking!
Can I join in?

4-03-06 8:29pm (new)
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Humpenstein
Born again virgin

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Shenanigans! by Humpenstein
4-03-06
So I'm thinking for this season we should try putting people into the house that are incompatable, really mixing things up.
That's a great idea, people would never expect us to do something like that, that would really cause some wacky situations.
Hi I'm a gay ex-taliban member.
Hi I'm a nationalistic redneck US army member, who hates anything that breathes and is brown.
Later that week...
So Mohammad ate my peanut butter yesterday, and didn't replace it. I mean, who does he think he is, Allah?
I know you didn't just say Allah!

4-03-06 8:31pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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RCL no. 973 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-03-06
(What it would be like if alcoac14 were to appear on "The Real World"...)
[BAM! BAM! BAM!]
LET US OUT OF THIS CLOSET, YOU LITTLE SHIT!!
Fuck off, ya buncha pinko-libs!
[BAM! BAM! BAM!]
Ha, ha!

4-03-06 8:40pm (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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Groovy! - Real World Order by edoggydog
4-04-06
"Stripcreator World" (Day One)
...so, I says, "What the fuck do I know?"
You should have given him the "finger"! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Very "bunny"! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oy, my aching nuts!
Groovy!
Hey! Who invited this French-looking, fag-boy FREAK behind me?

4-04-06 12:16am (new)
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finn34
King of Deadlines

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Orange Soda - The Reality Show by finn34
4-04-06
(is this thing on?) Test test 123
Can he get a little more voice in the monitor?
We ready? Jerry? They rolling?
*ahem* Cocks galore!
I'm sorry, line?

Orange Soda - The Reality Show 2 by finn34
4-04-06
Ok. We're good to go?
Yeah. Props guy just handed me my stuff.
*ahem* Hey bro, what's up with the candy hording?
Keep away. You always come after my candy!
This week, you're getting voted off the island.
You wouldn't dare! Because... I'm your long lost brother!

Orange Soda - The Reality Show 3 by finn34
4-04-06
This week's challenge balloon : transport a condom full of heroin across the Mexican border, after performing an enema on yourself!
Say what?
Just think about Sophmore year.
Oh yeah. Piece of cake.

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4-04-06 12:34am (new)
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AccentuateNegative
Your Gay

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The Inside-Joke World by AccentuateNegative
4-03-06
The producers have put us together in this bedroom.
God, this guy is hideous.
I'll just look in the other direction and hope he doesn't stick his dick in my ass.
It's no fun if you're expecting it.

Boorite gets co-author credit for the next one...
The Inside-Joke World, part 2 by AccentuateNegative
4-03-06
I'm surprised they didn't make you room with Tobor.
They can't--I've never made a Tobor comic.
You don't have to.
Yeah, I don't need to rely on Stripcreator inside jokes--I'm funnier than that.
No, I meant all your comics are already about cornholing.

The Inside-Joke World, part 3 by AccentuateNegative
4-04-06
What would I see if you lifted that kilt?
I have Boorite on my balls.
Who doesn't?

The Inside-Joke World, part 4 by AccentuateNegative
4-04-06
I'm just appearing on this series so I can promote my acting career and kiss my filing clerk job goodbye.
What kind of an actor are you?
Lately, I've been typecast in gay roles.
So you're a gay?
No, I just act that way.
I noticed.

The Inside-Joke World, part 5 by AccentuateNegative
4-04-06
You and I can make it to the final two if we form an alliance.
What's our next move?
How about a little head?
Sounds good to me.
Gabe told me you suck.

4-04-06 2:14am (new)
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AccentuateNegative
Your Gay

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The Inside-Joke World, part 6 by AccentuateNegative
4-04-06
Everyone's driving me crazy in here. I gotta get out.
So far, it's been nothing but weirdos.
Maybe I ought to blow this place sky high.
Legumes are a good source of fiber.

The Inside-Joke World, Finale by AccentuateNegative
4-04-06
I did it. The other cast members couldn't handle my faggoty ways, so I blew up the Stripcreator Inside-Joke World house.
It was a simple matter of getting rotor turbines to generate gravitons by themselves.
Ho!
Moh!

4-04-06 2:15am (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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Some people might get this. I'm betting the judge won't be one of them.

CC 317: Really real by NeoVid
4-06-06
Tobor, we didn't know you were a Gamecube fan.
TOBOR IS RELATED TO THE GAMECUBE.
I see. Any games you prefer?
TOBOR ALWAYS PLAYS SMASH BROTHERS AND STARFOX.
Why are those your favorites?
THE LEVELS. TOBOR LOVES PLAYING IN CORN AREA.

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4-06-06 1:42pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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CC 317: Captain Chip On "The Surreal Stripcreator Life" 1 by biped
4-07-06
Gosh, Debbie! I sure hope being on "The Surreal Stripcreator Life" will help reinvigorate my career!
But, Captain Wanker! We're on national TV -- how long do think you can go without wanking?
That's Captain CHIP, Debbie! I only did those awful gay porno things because I needed a hernia operation --
WANK, CAPTAIN WANKER!!! WANK!!! WANK!!! WANK!!!
NNNFFF -- NNNFFF -- UNNNGGGHHHH!!! OMIGOD, I'M PATHETIC!!!
WOW! You just jizzed all over the BUFFET!

CC 317: Captain Chip On "The Surreal Stripcreator Life" 2 by biped
4-07-06
These cocktail weenies taste funny. I think that "secret sauce" is --
Ha-ha, yes-- anyway Biff, I was thinking maybe we could team up! Just think--Captain Chip, with James Bond as his sidekick!
"Sidekick"? I don't think my fans would accept the great James "Two-Bags" Bond as anybody's side--
Uhh...excuse me, Biff...NNNFFF -- NNNFFF -- UNNNGGGHHHH!!!
Oh. I, uh... yuck. That's pretty disgusting.
I can't help it, Biff! My testicles constantly generate freakish quantities of semen!

CC 317: Captain Chip On "The Surreal Stripcreator Life" 3 by biped
4-07-06
Hey, ha-ha! Well, it looks like we're roommates, Mrs. Flonase! The original "odd couple", ha-ha!
Oh my! I hope my husband Ed doesn't get jealous, ha ha.
Ha ha, and I just hope that...well, certain "unusual" aspects of my behavior don't, err, offend you.
Oh, Ed and I are both big fans, Captain Chip. I wouldn't worry about it.
NNNFFF -- NNNFFF -- OH MY GOD, I CAN'T GET A NUT!!! THIS... IS...AGONIZING!!! NNNFFF...NNNFFF!!!
This night will end...this night WILL end...

CC 317: Captain Chip On "The Surreal Stripcreator Life" 4 by biped
4-07-06
Aye...imagine a humble bog-crawler like meself sharin' haggis wie a stout lad like Cap'n Chip!
And I'm honored to meet you as well, Mr. O'Miller! Now...is it "Feasty" or "Beasty"? I was never quite--
OCH! It's "FEASTY", ye cloth-eared BASTARD! Why, ye naff plonker, I ootta ram yer numpty--
Err, excuse me Beasty -- I mean, "Feasty" -- NNNFFF...NNNFFF... UNNNGGGHHH!!!
Oops... I think if you soak your beard in soy sauce, that'll eventually ,err, come right out...heh, heh...

CC 317: Captain Chip On "The Surreal Stripcreator Life" 5 by biped
4-07-06
This has been the highest-rated season of "The Surreal Stripcreator Life" ever. We'd like to offer you a contract.
GASP -- AN ALL-NEW "CAPTAIN CHIP" TV SERIES!!! OH, HAPPY DAY!!!
Actually, VH1 couldn't care less about "Captain Chip." VH1 wants "Captain Wanker."
I -- oh.
NNNFFF -- NNNFFF -- UNNNGGGHHHH!!! OH MY GOD!!!
WHOA!!! SEVENTEEN STROKES!!! TIFFANY FROM CHI-TOWN WINS A F***ING T-SHIRT!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

4-07-06 4:54pm (new)
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sebra139
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real world by sebra139
4-09-06
o great we are getting aressted
for what
because the cops are here for this one
hes taking out his cuffs
man
im gonna bemad if he arrests uss

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whats up i am sebra 139

4-09-06 11:17am (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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Don't know if I can compete with Sebra139, but:

Day 43 in the house and Javier is an Angry Wizard by kramer_vs_kramer
4-10-06
Javier, we need to talk. Your bad temper is spoiling the group dynamic in the house. If you don't make nice you're probably going to be up for eviction.
What? I don't need to take that kind of shit. I'm a fucking master wizard, those fuckers had better think twice before putting me up for fucking eviction if they know what's good for them.
See? This is what I'm talking about. You need to get your act together or you'll have no chance of winning the money.
You need to shut the fuck up. If I find out you've been getting those other fuckers to vote for me I'm turning you into a fucking elephant or something.
I already am an elephant.
See? I'm that good.

4-10-06 1:55pm (new)
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Cre8tive13
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4-10-06 2:18pm (new)
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sebra139
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that was not funny cr8tive

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whats up i am sebra 139

4-10-06 10:02pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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Shut up

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

4-10-06 10:44pm (new)
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mattmallone
i cheese grated my penis for attention

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nowhere in the rules, does it say the comics have too be funny.

just that he would like them to make him laugh.

i laugh at my mum being in a coma, but thats not necessarily funny.

so let people make comics and stop being such a cunt, you rascist cunt.

i bet you told everybody the end to the sixth sense

cunt!

4-11-06 2:37am (new)
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HotRodDeathToll
Satanoscillatemymetallicsonatas

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Welcome To The Real World #1 by HotRodDeathToll
4-11-06
The Amazing Race
We have to walk over to that tree
This is so hard *sniff*
Maybe we should set up camp
How about we just cry until a miracle happens?
This is the best show ever

Welcome To The Real World #2 by HotRodDeathToll
4-11-06
Survivor: Bathroom
Welcome to restroom #2, survivors.
This is where you complete the biggest challenge in life: Taking a dump after after excesive consumption of mints mixed with curry
Good work, survivors. You have completed the challenge. Now both teams will merge.

Welcome To The Real World #3 by HotRodDeathToll
4-11-06
Survivor: Bathroom -2
Welcome to the third tribal council
Now, survivors, you must vote. You go first, Jimmy.
I'm going to vote off Larisa, because she smelt like pickles today, and I don't like pickles

Welcome To The Real World #4
Big Brother
I'm pissed off at Lisa for using my eyeliner without asking me
What type of deoderant do you use?
  by HotRodDeathToll, 4-11-06 

Welcome To The Real World #5 by HotRodDeathToll
4-11-06
The Bigget Loser
I can't help being fat.
I mean, how can I still be fat even if I exercise for 10 minutes every sunday?
It's not my fault I'm fat, it's my genes.

[Click to view comic: 'Welcome To The Real World #6']

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4-11-06 5:18am (new)
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niteowl
Level 1 Forum Troll

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I'm gonna judge this sucka tomorrow, so get those last minute entries and bribes in now.

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4-11-06 4:49pm (new)
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niteowl
Level 1 Forum Troll

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Judging to take place in approximately 4 hours and 14 minutes.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

4-13-06 4:45pm (new)
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sebra139
Stripcreator Veteran

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vote for me

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whats up i am sebra 139

4-13-06 6:44pm (new)
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niteowl
Level 1 Forum Troll

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sebra139 WINS...
A Donkey Punch!

And the real winner and the host of the next CC is...
Humpenstein!

To all the other contestants: You all tied for 2nd place. Congrats, bitches!

Except you sebra, because you got donkey punched.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

4-13-06 9:15pm (new)
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Humpenstein
Born again virgin

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Neato! I'll have the new format up in a day or so.

4-13-06 9:31pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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I'm I not getting the point to these contests? Aren't the winning comics supposed to be funny? Biped's or AccenctuateNeg's comics were WAY funnier! This is like the third CC in a row where the funniest comic did not win. Just my opinion, of course...

4-13-06 10:52pm (new)
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HotRodDeathToll
Satanoscillatemymetallicsonatas

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I'm upset because sebra didn't win

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

4-14-06 1:35am (new)
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niteowl
Level 1 Forum Troll

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Humpenstein's had the best punchline by far. IN MY OPINION.

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4-14-06 5:28am (new)
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