I'm going to give you the templates and you finish the series for me. All the dialogue is up to you.

However you must use two out of the next five elements:
Coal Miners
Honeycombs
Love?
Breakfast
Friendship :)

I'll judge it whenever appropriate. I'm not sure how quickly this whole side of comic competitions run.

SEMPER FI!

No puns. Any comic using puns will be automatically disqualified.

I will also personally post a full review of every comic entered including star ratings from dud-5.

Now the templates......

FTC84: Template 1 by crabby 4-04-06

FTC84: Template 2 by crabby 4-04-06

FTC84: Template 3 by crabby 4-04-06

So wait...do we pick a template, or are we supposed to do all three?

Stupid question, I know, but still.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

You have to make a series using all three. Not a stupid question at all.

FTC 84: Explode My Pants 1 by biped 4-04-06

Somewhere, coal miners were eating breakfast...but elsewhere in the world... I want...to explode... my pants... That's CRAZY TALK, Dave. EXPLODE MY PANTS!!! NO!!! Then the orphans must die horribly. Like...in lieu of your pants exploding?

FTC 84: Explode My Pants 2 by biped 4-04-06

Well? Has the rat poison taken effect yet? I don't think so...I can still hear laughter...idle chatter...and... singing... What do you hear now? Gasping...gurgling... someone just plaintively croaked "why...why...?" All those dead bodies...I'm gonna use 'em to spell out "EAT ME"...ha, ha, the cops'll shit... They're struggling through dessert now... must be "chocolate cake" night...

FTC 84: Explode My Pants 3 by biped 4-04-06

Well? Did that satisfy -- NO!!! I AM GOING TO EXPLODE MY PANTS NOW!!! How was it? Err...I think I just blew my testicles off...

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC 84: It's Time at the Bar. by PrimoOoze1138 4-05-06

"Last call, people!" Oh geez, the bar's closing soon and I still don't know what I want! Come on, dad! We've been here for hours, I'm hungry! Shut up, boy. It's 5 AM, almost time for breakfast. Ok... Hmm...screwdriver? No, maybe a caucasian. Margaritas are good...

FTC 84: Dad's Got Your Back. by PrimoOoze1138 4-05-06

Ok, now, you get off to bed, I'll keep a lookout for your mother. ...But we're already IN my room. Son, what's the first rule of love? *sigh* The family that watches each other's backs together doesn't get chopped up to pieces together.... That's right.

FTC 84: Buttplugs. by PrimoOoze1138 4-05-06

Dad, what are you doing in the bathroom? I'm trying to make pee. I'm watching out for any coal miners. You'll be in the bathroom one day, minding your own business, brushing your teeth maybe, and then "BAM!" those damn coal miners are digging a hole straight up your ass.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

I'll give it a go.

FTC84 - Clarence Strikes! by DaveMonkey 4-10-06

Are you... a Libra? No. Okay, he's not a Libra, he isn't a Capricorn, and definitely NOT a Virgo... Look, there's got to be a better way to do this. You wanna fuck or not? You're bringing this on yourself, dude. I charge by the hour.

FTC84 - Mothers: You can't beat 'em. by DaveMonkey 4-10-06

Okay, you got me here. You wanna party or what? Ssh! I think my mother's calling to me... You live with your mother!?! Technically, she lives with me. Dad threw her out and we have sex if there's nothing better to do. Well, this evening's taken a turn for the weird... You think that's weird? She's been dead for two years!

FTC84 - Boom bang-a-bang! by DaveMonkey 4-10-06

What's going on? Mother suspects something, so we're hiding out in here. If she comes in, take this hammer and pretend you're doing DIY. I don't think so! SHAZAM!!! The Fuck!?! HAHAHAHAHAAAA- Oh shit, I should have run... I was thinking of letting you live before, but now...?

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

i will try for my friedns

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whats up i am sebra 139

*bump*

Sorry to be a bother, but is this gonna get judged?

Just that it seems to have been forgotten about.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

I'm gonna give it another week for all the last minute entries to get a chance to be posted. I know some people are doing some research and trying to work on kinks in their stories, so I'm gonna give them some more time.

I'm gonna let this run until next tuesday so get those last minute entries in!

Something tells me you're either not too keen on judging this competition, or you don't like the quality of the output. Because I don't see anyone else going near this.

Just speculating, you understand.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

We'll just let this one run until tuesday and leave it at that.

I'm just gonna give the win to DaveMonkey and may god have mercy on his soul.

Hey, I thought you were going to fully review all of the comics.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I will.

I win?

WOO HOOOO

Finally! Being obnoxious DOES pay off!

But seriously crabby, cheque's in the post.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"