Lets have one. How about Wednesday 4/5/06 at the Steak and Shake on San jose, in Jacksonville Florida off of I-240, around 6:30 pm est.

Wear a Cloak

I go bowling that night.

Ah, drats. Flights are bloody expensive then, and it would take me a few years to walk.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

NO ONE LIVES IN FLORIDA STUPID LOL

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What others say about boorite!

No problem. I didn't want to go to school anyway. I'm sure my profs won't mind one bit if I skip class to go travel somewhere to eat at a chain restaurant with people I met online.

You got school at 6:30pm?

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Now she does!

My teleporter just went down twenty seconds ago, dagnabbit. I suppose I'll just have to walk to the other side of the continent.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

You know, the point of a picnic is to eat outside in grass. Something about ants too, either you're supposed to feed them or you're not.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Great- I missed another fucking stripcreator picnic.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

We threw potato salad and ate the Frisbee.

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What others say about boorite!

Contrary to popular belief, school does indeed go to the late hours of the evening. 7-9pm is the usual time for many labs, including my chemistry lab next semester and boorite's computer lab this semester.

Besides, I'd still have to get to Bumfuck, Florida. According to Mapquest, it's 1,834.54 miles away. That's a 27 hour hour drive from here. And even if I flew, it would still be a 3 hours drive to the airport.

So unless someone has a spare Tardis laying around...

Not to mention it's silly to say "let's have a picnic!" and then post the suggested event the day before it happens. Even if people could get there, it's just too short notice.

Sure. You can toss my salad.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Honestly I never want to meet any of you in person. It's nothing personal, it's just that you all disturb the shit out of me.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

That tingle means we're working.

I was there, someone sneezed, so I left.

LET'S HAVE AN ORGY 7:30 PM THURSDAY AT APPLEBEE'S IN ROSWELL, NM

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What others say about boorite!

I was there, it was great.

it was officially over, at 1:23 am.

If we ever invent time travel, I expect to have seen you all there.

I'm sure there'd be lots of staring at each other and not much chit-chat...unless there was a chalk board. Wiht a chalk board, it could get weird.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Annual Stripcreator Picnic by crabby 4-06-06

Can I take your order sir? Hold on a second, I'm waiting on some friends. Sir......... Any second now.

How long have you been waiting to use that one?

glad it had the intended affect. I will take your response as a complement.

and not to burst your bubble, but it was spontaneously inspired.

and not to burst your bubble, but it was spontaneously inspired.

Heavenly creature

I am a heavenly creature.

by Humpenstein, 4-06-06