Turn on any channel, open any newspaper... You're bound to read something about all the crap going on today in sports. Barry Bonds gettin juiced, all this crap about the Draft (football, not army... yet), and of course, Duke Lacrosse players banging a stripper. I want you guys to make a comic about SPORTS! Anything about any sport. It's all good with me. I got a few rules for ya though:

1. Archived comics ARE allowed, but they'll have to be pretty damn good if you're looking to have them win. I wanna see new stuff, but I do wanna see stuff that'll make me laugh.

2. Series of any length ARE encouraged.

3. No making fun of my favorite teams. I'm talkin to you, crabby.

4. Never leave a fellow crasher behind.

That's all I got for now. Let's see some damn comics!

NFL Draft by crabby 4-29-06

With the number one pick in the 2006 NFL draft, the Houston Texans select...Mario Williams. Are you sure? Dur? Mario Williams.

CC 320: No-Body Nate by biped 4-29-06

Play football wi' me head! PLAY FOOTBALL WI' ME HEAD! NO! What was that all about? Ever since I started working here, the ghost of pro soccer player Nate McDougal--"No-Body Nate", I call him--has wanted me to play soccer with his head. Well...why don't you? I'm afraid he'll try to bite my toes off.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RCL no. 1069 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-29-06

"...and with the 456th pick, Dallas chooses kicker Jack Coff from Lower Central North Dakota State." W-w-when d-d-do you th-th-think I'll get dr-dr-drafted? Soon, Brad. Soon. "...and with the 842nd pick, San Diego chooses waterboy Clarence Yamaguchi from Walla Walla Tech." Shit! ...and with the 10,933rd pick, New England chooses cheerleader Bambi Would from GGW Institute." You're f-f-f-fucking F-F-F-F-F-FIRED!!

was that last bit a "Debbie Does Dallas" reference?

CC320 : What is this SPORTS that you speak of?! by finn34 4-29-06

You weren't even at the football game! Yes I was! I saw the guy... ... you know that one guy kicking a homerun through the goalie's hands in the 4th quarter... You don't even know what football is! It's the one where you ride horses, right?

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was that last bit a "Debbie Does Dallas" reference?

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totally unintentional. I did see the movie a long time ago. Just pulled the name outta my ass!

A blast from the past:

RCL no. 135 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-12-05

Welcome, sports fans, to the World Professional Rugby Championships, coming to you live from Queensland, Australia... I have with me the captain of the Sydney Assailants, Phil McCracken. Say, Phil... It's a little rough out there today, eh? Oy! You're telling me, mate! But, to be quite honest, I'm really mad at me self! Why? Because, I just had this fookin' arm replaced last month!

RCL no. 1071 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-30-06

Okay, Rajan... Go back in for Barbosa and guard Kobe! Moh! Keep your head up, move your feet, and most importantly... ...DON'T LET HIM FAKE YOU OUTTA YOUR FUCKING SKIN AGAIN!!

I don't know how well they'll translate to non-fans, but I've been making a series recently about my Rugby League team- the Canterbury Bulldogs. Some of the names and positions won't make any sense, but I'm hoping some of the humour will get through.

The rest of them are here (18 thus far):

http://s19.photobucket.com/albums/b175/Injokester/I%20let%20the%20dogs%20out/

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

CC 320: Dead Ball by biped 5-01-06

Who's playing today? The San Diego Corpses and the Cincinnatti Cadavers. What's the score? Zero to zero. Will it be over soon? I don't know. They're in overtime.

CC 320: The Specials by biped 5-01-06

I've...never played...dodgeball before...(drool) Oh, you'll get the hang of--LOOK OUT!!! Oww...my...my beanie-weenies... Well, just be glad our school even has a sports progra--YAAAAAAAA!!! When...will the hurting...stop... Oh, usually a week or two after the "postgame beat-up."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

- by dcomposed 5-02-06

Eddie Guerrero is the best wrestler ever. I don't see why everyone loves him so much. He hasn't had a good match in months.

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This isn't even about sports.

CC 320: The Good Bookie by BigEvilDan 5-03-06

It's been a rough year for your team. How did you manage to overcome all that strife and win the championships? Between my battle with cancer, the plane crash that killed our coach, and the horrible stadium fire, things were looking pretty dark... But I managed to pull through thanks to the love of Jesus Christ. Unbelievable! I gave him cancer, blew up a plane, and torched the stadium, and he still manages to score the winning goal. Quit your bitchin' and pay up, J-Dog.

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RCL no. 1082 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-03-06

And, now for the bonus question... Fire away, homegrown! Who's the best "ball-handler" in the NBA? Uh... Steve Nash? (*Reggie Evans of the Denver Nuggets grabbed the Clipper's Chris Kaman's nuts in an NBA playoff game on 4/29/06) WRONG!! It's Reggie Evans*! Oh, snap!

RCL no. 1083 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-04-06

How was the football game today, Pinky? Bloody AWFUL, pops! How'd you play? I got my ASS kicked! Uh, aren't you being REDUNDANT, son? You can say that AGAIN!

(this one's really funny when you think about it awhile!)

Okay... with as crappy of a turn out as I got (I aplogize), I'll end this tommorow. Get in any of those "last minute entries".

SUNS (revised) by cpausti 5-08-06

Mr. Bryant! May I have one question? Sure, whatever. Do you find it ironic that you got raped Saturday night? ... I mean, Nash was all over you Lakers like a 4 million dollar ring on your wife's finger.

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Everyone must be on vacation. This was a good subject matter in my opinion.

RCL no. 1087 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-05-06

O.J. speaks at the local high school... Fans always focused on how I ran.... ...but, I'd wish they'd focus on my terrific abilities as a SLASHER! Now, kids... Did you know that I also played football?

I'm gonna have to give this one to RandomComicLayoutGuy for his many entries, but the ones I especially liked were:

RCL no. 1087 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-05-06

O.J. speaks at the local high school... Fans always focused on how I ran.... ...but, I'd wish they'd focus on my terrific abilities as a SLASHER! Now, kids... Did you know that I also played football?

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RCL no. 1082 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-03-06

And, now for the bonus question... Fire away, homegrown! Who's the best "ball-handler" in the NBA? Uh... Steve Nash? (*Reggie Evans of the Denver Nuggets grabbed the Clipper's Chris Kaman's nuts in an NBA playoff game on 4/29/06) WRONG!! It's Reggie Evans*! Oh, snap!

Honorable mentions go out to BigEvilDan and cpausti for their great entries as well.

Despite the low turnout, We still got a lot of funny entries. Thanks a lot everybody! Take it away, RCLG!

Thanks for the nod, Big Frank. I'll come up with CC: 321 toot sweet.