OK then...let's see here...
1sr comic: Don't copy Family Guy. Please.
2nd: Pretty good in an "I have no fucking clue why" way.
3rd: I'm praying to GOD that you didn't actually try and make this one funny.
4th: What? A tribute to Kaenash?
5th: Hmmm...well...maybe if I knew who Michael Myers was, I'd think this was funny.
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More lust than you can shake a stick at.