Alright, heathens. I want you to finish this comic:

FTC 86: Template by PrimoOoze1138 5-17-06

The rules being:

1) Protest something, or make fun of protestors, your choice. I'd rather you made fun of protestors.

2) Do whatever you want to the second and third panels, but leave the first one as is (you can add dialogue to it though).

3) Make me laugh.

Judging will take place sometime after the release of X-Men 3.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

BTC something or other. by HCRoyall 5-17-06

America Hates Bush! Not all of America. Only ass bandits like you. Oh, wait, you meant the cunt in the White House, didn't you?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Why Protest...I'll tel you why! by Eskimolee 5-17-06

I am Protesting Dude why are you standing out here? Well this world has become a completely violence orientated place with wars and arguing so i amprotesting for peace and love and well being in all humanity. What is there to protest about? Thank god we are a violence orientated society...

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it's the best i could do...im still trying to grasp a hold of the humor some of these people have. enjoy

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If god didn't intend for us to eat animals then why are they made out of meat?

Don't worry about that too much. Just do whatever you think is funny.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

Hippies by Redeye 5-20-06

Join the peace movement. No thanks. Why not. I had a bowel movement this morning. Fuck you. 'crying'

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My bologna has a first name its O-S-C-A-R. My bologna has second name its M-E-Y-E-R. And I love to eat it every day cause if you ask me why i'll say cause Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A. Thats my favorite song.

Peace Protest Takes Ugly Turn As Local Man Expresses Apathy by crabby 5-20-06

What are you guys protesting? Peace.

FTC 86: The Night Bob Returned by biped 5-21-06

Hey, Bob! How come you're not a "hippie" anymore and helping us protest stuff? And stuff? Why, Bob, huh, Bob? Why? Huh? Bob? Bob? Because I'm a living corpse now, Eddie. This is the suit they buried me in. This is the way the mortician made up my face. This was the look I had when I died. But how come you're not buried anymore, Bob? How come you're walking around and stuff, huh, Bob, huh, Bob? Huh? Bob? Bob? Bob? Because my parents made a wish on some ancient talisman, for me to be alive again and return to them. So I clawed my way up out of the grave-- Wow, that's far-out, Bob. Got any spare change? Uh...let me check... maybe they buried me with my lucky Kennedy half-dollar...

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'll certainly take your opinion into consideration this weekend.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

this is really weak...

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Kill Whitey.

Judging is tomorrow night, kids.

If you're gonna show me a winner, you best be getting to it.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

Protesting the MAN by boloboffin 5-30-06

I'm protesting this evil cabal that have taken us to war over LIES and OIL. Of course we go to war over oil. It's a dominant part of our economy. And it SHOULDN'T BE! Hemp provides a natural fuel, but the DuPont MAN crushed hemp so he could keep chopping down trees. Washington grew hemp, you know. From evil to pot in 0.6 seconds. A new stoner record!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

After careful consideration, I'd like to announce crabby as the first runner up!!1!

Which means the winner can only be.......

HCRoyall!!!one!1!

To all the rest of you, better luck next time.

HC, your contest awaits you. Now get to work.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

bullshit

horseshit

horseshit

horseshit

horseshit

Poopies!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Yay!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.