In CC 324, please make a comic about a situation at a "Counter".

It could be a fast food counter, a dry cleaning counter, dental office counter or even at a rub n' tug counter....It don't matter, as long as it makes us laugh.

Rules

1. First panel has to use the "Fast Food" background ...the rest are up to you.
2. No old comics
3. Series always welcome, but no longer than 3
4. Have fun

Hopefully, this subject hasn't already been done before, but if so, take it up to the "Complaints Counter' on the 3rd floor past the lingerie and then stick a finger up your butt and call yourself a dumbass.

Judging in about a week (or sooner) if Dog, the Bounty Hunter catches up with me....

Here's an example of what I'm looking for....uh, but funnier!

Dunkin Donut Dick by Cre8tive13 6-11-06

True story at a Dunkin Donut Counter Can I help you? Uh yeah, can I have a 20 pack of Munchkins please? Sure, all mixed? No, no, no..I want 19 of them to be chocolate. ....Okaaaayy....what about the last one? It doesn't matter, I ain't picky!

small invisible people in fast food restaurant

i hope random comic layout guy wins me to

by mattmallone, 6-11-06

mr skeleton

Can i have a large coke and a mop

by mattmallone, 6-11-06

RCL no. 1153 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-11-06

Hmmm... May I take your order, sir? Um... Just trying to decide what I want. No worries. Let me know when you're ready... (This inane banter went on for a few more minutes until Satan poked the ball with his trident, sending Mr. Dog to head-first into the cabinet above, killing him instantly!) Nice weather we're having, eh? Little humid for my liking, if you ask me...

CC 324: A count'ry entry by lukket 6-11-06

I'd like a biography on Martin Luther, but I can't seem to find one here? Martin Luther is against my personal beliefs. I don't get it. Isn't this the Protestant bookstore? My job has made me a counter-reformist. And the cat? I'm a cat-holic too.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

A Pirate who is wearing a butt plug, but you can't see that

so, thats chicken nuggets, 6...0r...8 aaaargh pieces of 8

by mattmallone, 6-11-06

Exploding Hypocrisy by mattmallone 7-31-05

i live in britian, but i oppose all western values, thats £2 for the big mac yes, praise allah, praise allah innit, can i get some serviettes my bitch always gets ketchup on her burka yes i have to collect my wifes burka from the dry cleaners, before i blow myself up hey, when i blow myself up, and go to paradise with all those virgins, i'll have all the maccy d's i can eat, away from the oppression of the western man

A song about a sailor, a pirate and gay lovemaking by towie 6-11-06

Hello Bob, what can I do for you? A bucket of mosquito larvae, please. Going fishing? No, got the kids this weekend. Don't really know what else to feed 'm. You know what, I'll throw some mealworms in it. On the house! Thanks. And while you're at it get me that cockroach that's devouring your sandwich. A lot of meat on it, I reckon.

This was actually kind of fun

Minimum Wage by Scyess 6-11-06

Hi. Can I help you? Help? Well, I'm not in any sort of danger. Hold on a minute while I bash myself in the head with a baseball bat. **WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WAHM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM** Now you can help me! Do you know CPR? No.

vvvv My 1500th comic vvvv

A Bit of a Stretch by Scyess 6-11-06

Hi. Can I help you? Nope. You may be trying to play some kind of prank by giving the opposite of the expected answer, but you'll find my minimum-wage apathy trumps your attempt at discombobulation. In that case, give me 1500 burgers and a Coke.

Always Have a Cool Toy by Scyess 6-11-06

Hi. Can I help you? Yes. I ordered the low-carb Filet o' Souls Happy Meal, but you gave me the low fat one instead. I came back to offer some friendly encouragement to pay closer attention. I should be getting more than six bucks an hour for this shit. And the toy sucks, too.

Have It Your Way by Scyess 6-11-06

Hi. Can I help you? Yes. I'd like a twelve year old virgin. Preferably female. Uh, we don't have that. We mostly serve burgers. Can you put one in a schoolgirl's outfit, use the bun as a puppet and talk to me in a falsetto voice? One combo #8. Anything else? Wait... does #12 come with pink hair bows?

Tough Job Market by Scyess 6-11-06

Hi. Can I help you? Yes. I'd like the satisfaction of beating up someone weaker than myself. Uh, we don't really h- GAH!!! HHHAAAAIIIII-YA! Johnson! You didn't even try to sell her a drink with that! You're fired. Must... reach... hidden... shotgun...

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"Old" is the old new.

Happy Bunny Burger World. by Tterb 6-12-06

Hello little girl welcome to Happy Bunny Burger World. Hi can I get a number 2 and 4? Sure, let me just go kill those rabbits we use to make your meal. What? Now would you like the Happy Bunny Burger World Toy with your meal?

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horray for life. boo.

Happy Bunny Burger World - Free Refills. by Tterb 6-12-06

Hello welcome to Happy Bunny Burger World. yea.. Hey can I get an order of fries and a small drink. No. what? Get out.

Happy Bunny Burger World - Small Fries by Tterb 6-12-06

Welcome to Happy Bunny Burger World. How may I help you? yes.. Well you give this fish to me by mistake. I ordered the Bunny Boy Burger Jr. Meal. Sir, I see nothing wrong with that fish. Just eat it. What? ..What? Nothing wrong? This fish is still alive.

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horray for life. boo.

Worlds worst Chef

Worlds worst Chef... MaMa Mia Welcome to Mcdonalds. Yeah I'll have the heart attack on a bun.

by Redeye, 5-19-06

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Osama Binladen doesn't have sex because every time he does he sees Bush

Ode to the McHighschool reunion

Most likely to succed eh?

by Humpenstein, 6-12-06

RCL no. 1155 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-12-06

You serve CAT? Nope. How 'bout DOG? Nope. What kind of Vietnamese restaurant is this? You're in a Walgreens, you stupid gookity-GOOK!!

That made me snort.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Home of the Whopper by choadwarrior 6-13-06

I'd like the chicken fingers. Anything else? Can I get some ranch dip? Coming right up. Don't forget the freedom fries.

Groovy! - Eh... This one REALLY sucks! by edoggydog 6-13-06

"So, there I was at WacDonald's over on 3rd, trying to order a WacSloppy Meal Deal with a large Diet Fanta..." May I [*snicker*] take you're [*snicker, snicker*] order? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA [*snort*] What's so funny? "I guess I wasn't in the mood for taking anyone's SHIT!" *gasp* CAN I GET SOMEONE ELSE COME TAKE MY FUCKING ORDER?? The best part was the manager comped my meal! Groovy!

Groovy! - Achy Joints by edoggydog 6-14-06

"I was moonlighting at the local Crack in the Crotch, when in walked a midget..." May I take you're order, sir? I'm not here to eat... ***KISS*** HEY!! He then went on to kiss everyone else in the "joint"! Groovy!

RCL no. 1158 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-15-06

You got CARROTS? Nope. What kind of vegetarian restaurant is this? You're in a doctor's office, you stupid dippity-SHIT! Do you know this has got to be the LAMEST entry in this entire comic contest? No... But, if you hum a few bars, I'll fake it!

"Allah size it" by AngryAmerican 6-14-06

Welcome to Burger Jihad! How may I be your servant? Do you have Happy meals? Oh no young caucasian! In our holy land there is no happiness for one such as you. You would have your tongue cut out and eyes gouged from your head the sockets to be packed with burning sand. Umm. So i guess a toy is out of the question? Oh most definitely! Even if you survived the gang sodomy, there would be no toy for you to be fun having with. Would you like to try a kafta combo? It is like hamburger shaped like hot dog. MOM!!! THE TERRORIST TOUCHED ME IN MY BAD PLACE!!!

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Kill Whitey.

CC 324: The Goddess Within by fpd 6-15-06

You want to return a Venus razor? Why? I bought it to bring out the goddess within, but I wasn't happy with the results. "Bring out the goddess within" is just a slogan. It's not guaranteed to actually do this. No, no, that's not the problem. It did bring out the goddess within. Then what's the problem? The goddess within was Persephone, and I'm terrified of spending half the year in Hades. I didn't buy this product to make my life a living hell.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

RCL no. 1159 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-15-06

May I take your order? I would like the Filet of SOUL! MUWAHAHA!! Well... I... Um... Er... C'mon! C'mon! "CUT!!" I'm sorry... I forgot my line! Way to fuck up what could have been the winning entry for CC 324, DIPSHIT!!

i'm not holding my breath...ha

what a fucking embarrassment.