I'll also except entries done in the style of popular comics
Oops. Looks like mine is excepted, then. Never mind.
Andydougan has been disqualified! Bastard!
(No, not really. But he's still a *******.)
That'll teach me to type while my wife is trying to discuss important matters with me. I'm not sure what she said but it was enough to distract me. I shall endeavor to ignore her more completely next time.
"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."