sam i am by mandingo 7-18-06

THE JIG IS UP, GREENBEAN! TELL ME WHERE YOU HID THE PAINTINGS OR SUFFER MY WRATH! never, steak. i'll die before i see those masterpieces in your villainous hands. sam, stop anthropomorphizing your food and eat i told you film noir wouldn't save us. WHAT A CUNT!

sam i am 2 by mandingo 7-18-06

I lov’d Ophelia. Forty thousand brothers could not, with all their quantity of love, make up my sum. O, he is mad, Laertes! look, i'll make you a deal - eat that sucky Hamlet and you don't even have to finish your greenbeans sucky Hamlet?! madam, i'll have you know i once UNDERSTUDIED Hamlet during summer stock at GREYHOUND COMMUNITY THEATER! and he'd have gone on too if the lead hadn't found that free clinic at the last minute!

sam i am 3 by mandingo 7-18-06

Cudgel thy brains no more about it, for your dull ass will not mend... look away. *sniff* look away mommy, this steak tastes funny aww, i thought you'd like korean food korean food? but that would mean you're... REBORN!

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what if nigger meant kite

sam i am 4 -- sam's eye view by mandingo 7-19-06

♫ ...and Lord of Lords♫ ♫ forever and ever HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH!♫ that was great, sam! Father Michaels would like to see you about joining the adult choir! he's back in his living quarters

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what if nigger meant kite

the first one was brilliant.

ya kinda lost me on the last one though.

thank you for being you.

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Kill Whitey.

Were they all great? No.
Did they get worse as they went on? Yes.
Were they still better than just about anyone else's comics? Yes.
Would I read more from this author? Yes.
Do you consider this individual to be trustworthy? No.
Would you ever loan this person money? No.
Do you know this person's middle name? No.
Would you ever let this person email you? Yes.
Have you ever written an angry letter to this person and decided to sleep on it and in the morning didn't send the letter? Yes.
Do you consider this person to be a strong ally? Yes.

Now, go back and review your answers and then give yourself 1 (one) point for each yes answer and 0 (zero) points for each No answer. Add up your total and that out of ten will should the grade for the comics.

6/10

I enjoyed the anthropomorphizing of the food.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I love these, the first is great, but particularly the fourth stands out. My fiance spent many years singing with a choir when she was younger, so that last one just cracks me up.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Your fiance was castrated?

I don't know if it was intended, but that comic has several different interpretations- all of which are funny in a different way.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

thanks for liking them and for not knowing my middle name (its crimefighter). the fourth's punchline is either a compelling look into the reality of carnie factory farms or its the best representation i could do of the underside of blue balls and a cockzor, which any choirboy fooled into entering a priest's living quarters is sure to be eating

i bet if i didn't explain that panel it would have gone on to Twin Peak like popularity

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what if nigger meant kite

I enjoyed the anthropomorphizing of the food.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I like these.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old