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yellowdart
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What do you think about my comics? Leave comments in comment section and god bless.

Atheist Cat by yellowdart
7-19-06
So you're the atheist cat that everyone has been telling me about.
Yeah, I'm an atheist. You know what if there is a god I would like to see him strike me down right now. COME ON GOD YA LIL BITCH!
Oh, hell naw, nigga.

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I don't use drugs; my dreams are frightening enough.

7-19-06 4:24pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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l00l i like it but it'd be funnier to me just as 2 panels deleting the middle one

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what if nigger meant kite

7-19-06 4:35pm (new)
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yellowdart
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Atheist Cat Redux by yellowdart
7-19-06
So you're the atheist cat that everyone has been telling me about.
Yeah, I'm an atheist. You know what if there is a god I would like to see him strike me down right now. COME ON GOD YA LIL BITCH!

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I don't use drugs; my dreams are frightening enough.

7-19-06 4:38pm (new)
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AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

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i was gonna type something denigrating.
then i decided not to for reasons entirely unknown to me.

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Kill Whitey.

7-19-06 6:06pm (new)
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ojcme
King Faggot

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I find the joke to be old and derivative. Maybe it's just me, but I proclaim that every day, wearing my no toed boots and my plastic garbage bag suit.

You can find me at the neighborhood church, yelling loudly into a field of petunias.

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Hooray for catharsis!

7-20-06 9:45am (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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In the 2nd panel, I would replace the cat with either the "Boom!" or the "fire" prop.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

7-20-06 9:55am (new)
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yellowdart
Junior Comic Technician

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Atheist Cat by yellowdart
7-20-06
I wish there were some nice neighborhood children who I could explain my atheist viewpoints without being asked first.
What up, dawg! Yo, let me spit it like dis, if there really were a God in the sky wouldn't I have been born black?

Atheist Cat by yellowdart
7-20-06
I've only been black for 2 panels and I can already tell that there must be a god in heaven. Cause I can feel him in my veins.
Sucker.
Oh hell naw!

Atheist Cat by yellowdart
7-20-06
So yeah, alot of stuff has been happening lately and I'm starting to wonder if there really is a god.
You know, it's just one of those things that can't be proved either way. Just deal with the fact that some believe and others don't. It really shouldn't concern you that much.
Maybe you're right land shark.
God, now that I believe in you and everything. Can I win the lotto?

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I don't use drugs; my dreams are frightening enough.

7-20-06 11:42am (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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There's actually an element of non-horribleness to these.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

7-21-06 7:37am (new)
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Sonja
Stripcreator Newbie

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WW 49: "Bobby:A Portrait In Courage" by biped
5-23-06
The tests are conclusive, Mrs. Buttsoresky. I'm afraid it's...it's...
What? WHAT? TELL ME!
It's...terminal... butthole rash.
No! NO! NOT MY BOBBY! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
..but even though he suffers from (choke) terminal... butthole rash... Bobby managed to make the CHESS TEAM! Bobby, stand up--oh, you are standing up.

I'm sorry and I know this isn't the thread for it, but biped, this is basically the funniest comic ever. "The tests are conclusive, Mrs. Buttsoresky. I'm afraid it's...it's..." "It's...terminal... butthole rash."
Haaaaaaahahahahahaha. Genius.

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The "honestly, stfu" series. http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Sonja/359325

7-21-06 8:23am (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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STFU.

7-21-06 7:09pm (new)
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yellowdart
Junior Comic Technician

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Atheist Cat by yellowdart
7-21-06
You know what, I've been doing some thinking and I'm almost positive there is no god.
Well, what makes you say that?
Well, for starters, I prayed to win the lottery. It didn't happen. I also prayed that I could be human. Cause as a cat my people have been through so much.
I don't think it would be so bad to be a cat.
You'll never understand what it means the type of cross I have to carry, the things my people have gone through.
I'm Jewish.

Atheist Cat by yellowdart
7-21-06
Jewish huh? That must be pretty tough. What makes you believe in god?
I don't know. My parents made me take religious classes and stuff.
So, you never chose to believe in god? Have you ever sat down and thought about it?
I just believe. I'm not even sure how we started talking about this.
I just brought it up for no apparent reason because I don't believe in god and I think anyone who does is wrong.
That makes sense.

Atheist Cat by yellowdart
7-21-06
Who are you? You're like my exact double.
I'm your evil doppleganger sent by the devil to challenge you to a duel for your soul.
I don't believe in god, or the devil or souls so tell him he can have it.
  k  
A week later after being run over.....
I guess hindsight is 20/20.

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I don't use drugs; my dreams are frightening enough.

7-21-06 7:28pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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Thank you, Sonja, for recognizing the greatness of my terminal butthole rash comic.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

7-21-06 9:03pm (new)
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mattmallone
i cheese grated my penis for attention

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religion is gay

7-22-06 10:34am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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So is men having sex with each other.

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What others say about boorite!

7-22-06 1:05pm (new)
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