Life sucks?
Today I woke up today with a stiff leg and a massive sty in my eye which has caused it to swell up, half close, and go bright red. I was half tempted to call in sick and go ring a bell somewhere.
Yesterday at work everything went to hell, and I got bombarded with work I'm not supposed to get. I went from taking 20 second directory calls with 2 minutes between each one to taking abusive 8 minute long billing calls non stop. I'm not supposed to get those at all, but I still had to do them because I used to work in that department. This also throws out my stats for the whole month because of the call patterns. Currently there is a competition running based on this, and I was just out in front of everyone else in my team. Chances are I've just lost a $600 phone.
That was caused by a new application that takes up 1/3 of my screen and flashes in front of me at the start of every call. It's a very bright angry red. I feel like my eyes are being raped every time it comes up.
They also assigned me a trainee to look after for 2 hours, a stupid 18 year old bimbo with sunken eyes and an oversized head. Because of that I couldn't come back to stripcreator.
Then I got home to find out that the curtains that were meant to be put in yesterday weren't, so my house is freezing cold and I have no privacy.
I still have the residual effects of a gum infection from last week after I had a tooth yanked out.
I forgot to put my rubbish out last night, so I have a stinking bag of rubbish on my balcony that's going to be there for a week.
People often ask me how I make so many comics. Truth is I make a comic every time life sucks. Every time I get the urge to scream at a customer or strangle a co-worker. Every time I get the urge to bring a gun to work or strap a case of dynamite to my chest. Every time I feel like driving my car off a cliff. Every time I lose something, get ripped off, get sick, get caught out in a thunder-storm, gain a kilo, notice my hairline receding, burn my dinner, spill my drink, or take abuse from an idiot.
Because that shit's just funny.
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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.
