this contest doesn't have anything to do with the earth standing still. that's just a really cool name don't you think? especially in caps. look at it up there. it gets so much pussy, i bet

FTC 90 template by mandingo 8-16-06

tag, you're it! i called no tagsies give me all the money in the register! i called no robsies

leave the first two panels the same and do anything you want to the third one

have at thee!

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what if nigger meant kite

Bwah! by HCRoyall 8-16-06

tag, you're it! i called no tagsies. give me all the money in the register! i called no robsies. YOUR SOUL IS MINE. i called no deathsies.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

No Rapesies. by crabby 8-16-06

tag, you're it! i called no tagsies. give me all the money in the register! i called no robsies. bitch, you better give me that pussy. i called no rapesies.

FTC 90 by boloboffin 8-16-06

tag, you're it! i called no tagsies give me all the money in the register! i called no robsies with the apocalypse approaching, we need to move the third reich into your flamepit i called no nazis

i called no moresies by boloboffin 8-16-06

yay, i got my last five! i called no yatzees isn't it time to move on to the nineteenth dynasty? i called no rameses i'll warn you: i'm uncut i called no cockcheese

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

FTC 90: More of the Same by not_Scyess 8-16-06

tag, you're it! i called no tagsies give me all the money in the register! i called no robsies Everyone came to our party but Larry. Did you call him? I called no Larries.

FTC 90: Pattern IQ of Zero by not_Scyess 8-16-06

tag, you're it! i called no tagsies give me all the money in the register! i called no robsies Mr. President, yet another war is threatening to break out in the Middle East. I called you in here to bring me some blow, you ass.

FTC 90: The Logical Conclusion by not_Scyess 8-16-06

tag, you're it! i called no tagsies give me all the money in the register! i called no robsies Dammit. This has been happening to me since I was a kid. So you gonna order or what?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Moist and Delectable: Just the way I like my mandigo by LuckyGuess 8-16-06

tag, you're it! i called no tagsies give me all the money in the register! i called no robsies what if the universe was really a twizzler pull n' peel? i need more brownies.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

FTC 90: Negatory on Disneys by PrimoOoze1138 8-20-06

tag, you're it! i called no tagsies give me all the money in the register! i called no robsies Yes, God? I called no Disneys.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

FTC 90: Failsafes by fpd 8-21-06

tag, you're it! i called no tagsies give me all the money in the register! i called no robsies you called no destroysies? do you think that means anything to me, you fool? and now to destroy the world! what was i thinking? i meant to say klaatu barada nikto.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

FTC 90: Callings by fpd 8-21-06

tag, you're it! i called no tagsies give me all the money in the register! i called no robsies I AM THE FOREMOST PERSON OF DISTINCTION! i called no capsies

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

ftc! by Humpenstein 8-21-06

tag, your it! i called no tagsies give me all the money in the register! i called no robsies hi! i called no chinese.

beg

Please Father you have stop! It hurts so bad and if my mom finds blood in my underwear again she'll be furious! I do believe I called no begsies...

by BowBeforeElNino, 8-22-06

JUDGEMENT DAY--THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD JUDGED!

0m6 pu55y l00l

i almost gave it to crackpanther because his name is so awesome it brings to mind those painted mirrors you could win at carnivals as a kid

but i finally chose boloboffin for these 2:

FTC 90 by boloboffin 8-16-06

tag, you're it! i called no tagsies give me all the money in the register! i called no robsies with the apocalypse approaching, we need to move the third reich into your flamepit i called no nazis

i called no moresies by boloboffin 8-16-06

yay, i got my last five! i called no yatzees isn't it time to move on to the nineteenth dynasty? i called no rameses i'll warn you: i'm uncut i called no cockcheese

enjoy running the next contest, ebolamuffin. as for me, i'm off to worship at the altar of crackpanther

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what if nigger meant kite

Very memorable comic, Bolobloffin. Cockcheese?
I see you wrote that on the 16th, which means I now haven't been able to eat anything for 11 days.

If that bugs you, you should really love this.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I want to punch you in the floating rib.