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Isn't he cute?!

His name is Irwin "Phluphphy" the Stan.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

SNAKES ON A BRANCH!!!

HE'S COMING RIGHT AT YOU!

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what if nigger meant kite

He's less than half an inch thick and about a foot long right now. He has the potential to grow to two to three inches thick and seven feet long.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

:-|

:-\

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What others say about boorite!

:-|

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He also kills his prey by asphyxiation and devours them whole. Right now his diet is innocent baby mice who are still hairless and blind.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

awww.....

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Kill Whitey.

Too...many...Snakes on a Plane...jokes...can't...choose...

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I'M TIRED OF ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING WEBSITE!!!

That's the one.

I have never seen a black and white worm before.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

It's a caterpillar and it will soon blossom into a beautiful butterfly.

I'm glad you're secure enough with yourself to choose a pet which will never show the least bit of affection for you and would gladly devour you if it were big enough. I also admire the obvious lack of superficiality it takes to choose a pet which is not in the least bit cute, as well as the unconditional love you can show to something completely useless.

Congrats. Let me know when you're cannonized.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I think snakes are cute.

I think it's cool to watch them eat things.

I think snakes are cute, too.

It's just that when I see a guy posting about length and thickness, the first thing I think isn't herpetology.

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What others say about boorite!

Snakes are shit pets and if you keep one as a pet you're a fuckhead.

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You know you love me.

People still keep cats, don't they?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I don't.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Did you know pet store employees are technically allowed to refuse selling mice to you if they think they're for feeding.

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Poop.

You know what are good pets? Rats. Seriously. They're like little dogs. Always happy to see you, love to play, like to ride on your shoulder. Ratties rock.

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I has a flavor!

I've never seen a tiny, skinny zebra with no legs before.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

quote:

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I've never seen a tiny, skinny zebra with no legs before.

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Amputation, a shrink ray, and a taffy puller are your best friends if you want one.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

People still keep cats, don't they?

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My cats show more affection than I can handle but they still want to devour me if they had the chance.

or if you're black

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what if nigger meant kite