Hey--it's "time" to finish this comic, everybody! ;)

And I do mean everybody. The penalty for failing to participate in this contest will be death by firing squad. And they'll be instructed not to kill you instantly, but to begin by slowly blowing your arms and legs off so that you'll suffer as long as possible. The final coup de grace will be administered by Carrot Top, but only after he has performed his entire backlog of "comedy" routines for you, which will probably take about twelve hours.

Have a fun "time"!

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 96: Template']

I will judge this contest whenever I feel it is the right "time" to do so. ;)

Well--"time" to begin! ;)

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I wasn't going to enter because I hate you, but I've decided to be bigger than that.

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I wasn't going to enter because I hate you, but I've decided to be bigger than that.

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[Click to view comic: 'FTC96: Let's Do the Time Warp Again']

[Click to view comic: 'Back to the Present']
[Click to view comic: 'Back to the Present II']

[Click to view comic: 'I,TOBOR']

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Kill Whitey.

[Click to view comic: 'Happy To See You']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

[Click to view comic: 'Let There Be Lawsuits']

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 96: Biped ate my baby']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 96: El Horno Grande']

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'CC - Science']

JUDGE ALREADY!!!

[Click to view comic: 'CC - End It All']

biped, you're the greatest. *yes, this is my sucking up routine.* haha.[Click to view comic: 'Mother, may I?']

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"Common sense is not so common." Voltaire

[Click to view comic: 'FTC96']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC96']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Okay, I'll judge this tomorrow. IF...

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I love you, biped.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 96. Back to the 80's']

1.21 jigawatts! (Or was it a mispronounced "gigawatts?")

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 96. Getting SMERSH-ed']

This is when we find out who the real Bond fans are in the crowd...

[Click to view comic: 'FTC96']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Shrinkatize me, Capt'n!'][Click to view comic: 'INCEST']

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"Common sense is not so common." Voltaire

[Click to view comic: 'ftc96:tmjf']

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woof

There were so many great entries this time that it was very hard to judge, blah, blah, blah, but I had to pick a winner somehow, so right now I'm going to get on with the judging, if I would.

By the way, I just made a humorous ytmnd entitled "The Happy Clown's Funny Dance."

THIRD PLACE:

[Click to view comic: 'Back to the Present II']

SECOND PLACE:

[Click to view comic: 'FTC96']

FIRST PLACE:

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 96. Getting SMERSH-ed']

I was very happy with the more-enthusiastic-than-usual level of participation in this contest, and presiding over it was my most treasured memory of recent times. As I said before, all of the entries were great, and I mean that more sincerely than anything I've ever said in my entire life.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I won? I won! First time ever! Whoo! Thank you, biped.

I shall work on a new starter comic post-haste.