Greetings, everyone! It certainly has been a while.

It appears that this site is now unblocked by my company's firewall. So, to all the original users that I haven't talked to in a while, it's good to see you again. To all the new users, howdy!

Here' a new comic to celebrate...

The Return of Zip by TheBlairZip 10-27-06

Wow. It's been over 2 years since my last comic. I wonder how the place has changed. Not so much, I guess.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Hello, person who left before I first showed up. Nice to... uh... have you back? I can't figure out how to phrase this message.

SHITBALLS.

There we go.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Lucky loves you so much he decided to tell you TWICE!

I feel the love.

Or shit.

Whichever.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Zip, you still livin' in the ATL?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

No, I have moved back to small town GA, but it's only about 45 minutes away. I visit the ATL often.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Hooray! I don't know you!

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I totally know Zip, he's like my totall homeboy, actyally not really, i fyucked his cousin once but that was only because he sold her to me for a case of advil and a bout halfo of wa twinkie holy shit, what am i saying I am totally going to go to jail for telling everyine that i fucked a retard!, lolz!

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Poop.

Wait...that was you?

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

OMG I'VE GONE BACK IN TIME!!!!

Hello, TBZ. Welcome back.

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Dad was flammable

That is by far the best drunken post I, and perhaps anyone, have EVER made.

EVER!

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Poop.

Glad I could help.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

I'm from Byron originally. It doesn't get much smaller than that.

I'm doing 1940s Radio Hour in Nov-Dec. If you get a wild hair and want to come see it, drop me a line. I'll try and get you in. I know you've got a weakness for musicals.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

If Field 20 (Participation Level) has a value of 9 then Fields 67-89 must be null. Not zero, but null.

On the other hand, if Field 20 has a value of 3 then Fields 67-89 must be zero or 1, never 2, 3, 9, or null (with the exception of Field 68, which is 9).

Lastly, if Field 20 has a value of 1 or 2, then Fields 67-89 should be 2, although values of zero or 3 may appear, but never 9 or null (with the exception of Field 68, which is 9).

I will wait a moment while you all check 638 records for consistency with these rules and make all necessary corrections.

Thank you.

Now on to Fields 90-99.

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God damn it. I meant to post that in Announcements.

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Welcome back, zippykins. We missed you around here. Come, give TOBOR some manlove.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Love, give TOBOR some man come.

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He's back!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

That's my good side.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Welcome back.