Finish the thought-provoking situation shown here...no rules apply.

FTC 98 - Template

Fuck all y'all !

by crackpanther, 11-01-06

FTC98 by HCRoyall 11-02-06

Fuck all y'all! If you keep giving away the surprise, you'll never get promoted.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

FTC 98-- Teddy Acts Up by biped 11-02-06

Fuck all y'all! Look, my congregation has been bringing its after-church business to this establishment for ten years now, and I don't think you-- Me go doody now. *FRRRRRRTTT* Oh, good lord--LET'S GO, EVERYBODY! HA, HA! Did you see that, Mommy? Me chased out all the silly customers! I'll have a large order of Clucky Doodles, and--"Mommy"?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

special needs Billy gets a job. by AngryAmerican 11-02-06

Fuck all y'all! I beg your pardon? Yeah, that's right. I said it. Fuck y'all. Hmmmm. Ummm... I'M STANDING IN PISS AND MY DICK IS IN A BAG OF WHITE CHEDDAR CHEETOS! That's great Son. Now make Daddy proud and get him a #2, large with onion rings. That's a good boy.

S.N. billy by AngryAmerican 11-02-06

I STYLE MY PUBIC HAIR WITH THE SPECIAL SAUCE! WOULD YOU LIKE SALT WITH YOUR BRA, MUPPET? Take your meds, Billy. I'M WORKING HARD ON IMPROVING MY TOILET PAPER AIM SIR! I'M NOT ONE TO GET LICKED BY MY OWN ASS! You get better everyday, too. IF I WERE A STORMTROOPER I'D STUFF CHICKEN FINGERS IN MY CODPIECE, MOM! That's nice Son. Now get your ole Dad some more coffee.

S.N. billy by AngryAmerican 11-02-06

MR. DAWES THE MANAGER SAID ITS OK FOR ME TO TOUCH MY BAD PLACE AS LONG AS HE'S WATCHING, RIGHT MR. DAWES? That's nice Billy.... HIWELCOMETOTHE BEEFBINHOWCANIHELP YOUTODAYBROWNSKINNED PERSON? ummmmm... HOW ABOUT A OPEN FACED CHEESE SPECIAL WITH A DETAILED IMPRINT OF MY EXTERIOR SCROTAL ANOMALIES?

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Kill Whitey.

Zofar, Zagat by arbi 11-02-06

**** all y'all! A four star rating! Finally. I can die happy now.

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woof

FTC98 by HCRoyall 11-03-06

Fuck all y'all! At the same time!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

FTC98 - Games n' such... by DaveMonkey 11-03-06

Fuck all y'all! SIMON SAYS 'Fuck all Y'all!' CHAAAAAAARGE!!!

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

FTC 98: Kentucky Fried Movie Outtakes by niteowl 11-03-06

Fuck all y'all ! NIGGAZ! At least the crazy cracka pronounced it correctly.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

FTC98 by HCRoyall 11-06-06

Fuck all y'all! That new guy's even worse at the register than you.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

FTC98 by HCRoyall 11-06-06

Fuck all y'all! Me first! Yeah, that guy creeps me out too.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

FTC 98 - Yes, all of them. by TheBlairZip 11-07-06

Fuck, all y'all! NALE THE FUKKIN BICH!!!

- (This one is probably only funny to me, unless Fuck is still a commonly used one-note character.)

FTC 98 - Always by TheBlairZip 11-07-06

Fuck all y'all ! Umm...we're closed? The customer is always right, bitch. ON YOUR KNEES!

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Smartin shit by RedfeatheR 11-07-06

Fuck all y'all ! It's said, "Fuck you all" or alternately, "Fuck all of you" *sniff* How do you know so much abou- S' what I do for a livin' nigga!

Three more comics and a winner will be judged. From one person, three people, three gerbils, whatever.

LOOK AT ME!!!! by LuckyGuess 11-07-06

Fuck all y'all ! HEY! I said fuck all y'all ! This is degrading. I think it's sweet.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

FTC 98 - I'm lovin' it! by DaveMonkey 11-08-06

Fuck all y'all! Now I'm behind my invisible shield! You can't see me! YOU CAN'T SEE-- ...So he fell on YOUR knife that YOU'RE still holding... ...Thirty times up his anus, yes.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

FTC98 by HCRoyall 11-08-06

Fuck all y'all! And he's just been standing there pointing at nothing ever since. It's making the customers really uncomfortable. Put extra lube sauce on everything.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

FTC98 by HCRoyall 11-08-06

Fuck all y'all! Fuck all y'all! I'm feeling alot of animosity from the other employees. More assrape is in order. Bend over.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Third place/Ingenuity With Language award to DaveMonkey for this one, for implying a second "y'all" and thus forming the collective
"[y'all] fuck all y'all [selves]":

FTC98 - Games n' such... by DaveMonkey 11-03-06

Fuck all y'all! SIMON SAYS 'Fuck all Y'all!' CHAAAAAAARGE!!!

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Second place/Your Family Must Be Even More Fucked Up Than Mine award to Angry American for including a mom here that knows the extent of her son's sickness but will still eat or drink what he puts in front of her:

S.N. billy by AngryAmerican 11-02-06

I STYLE MY PUBIC HAIR WITH THE SPECIAL SAUCE! WOULD YOU LIKE SALT WITH YOUR BRA, MUPPET? Take your meds, Billy. I'M WORKING HARD ON IMPROVING MY TOILET PAPER AIM SIR! I'M NOT ONE TO GET LICKED BY MY OWN ASS! You get better everyday, too. IF I WERE A STORMTROOPER I'D STUFF CHICKEN FINGERS IN MY CODPIECE, MOM! That's nice Son. Now get your ole Dad some more coffee.

And the winner of the first place/I Knew It Was Coming But Still Laughed My Ass Off When I Saw It award is HCRoyall for :

FTC98 by HCRoyall 11-06-06

Fuck all y'all! Me first! Yeah, that guy creeps me out too.

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Thanks for playing, best of luck in your future endeavors.

Woo-Hoo!

Third Place! Third Place!

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"