Baby's first bukakke.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Funny picture. Let's milk it for all it's worth.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

An excerpt from the registered documentary Randall Reginald: A Closer Look by the AI educator Kenn Burns:

After extensive consultation with graphic technicians, prominent historians have proclaimed this picture to be the mid-21st century imperialist Randall Reginald as a child. Long thought lost in the rusting remains of the first Internet, this picture had to be taken at the defining moment of the young Reginald's life - the Source, as the brilliant and brutal economic force himself would later describe it.

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I took the cow's teat in my young hand. My mother trembled - she said later it was because of my ferocious stare. All I could remember - all I could think was This is the Source. Milk, meat, submission, power -- yes, power, because I controlled the Source. It lay in my grasp, to do with as I willed.

I have always remembered it, and still the memory can grip me with a tender insistence. I credit it with any success I have known in life.

Randall Reginald

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An excerpt from the registered documentary Randall Reginald: A Closer Look by the AI educator Kenn Burns:

After extensive consultation with graphic technicians, prominent historians have proclaimed this picture to be the mid-21st century imperialist Randall Reginald as a child. Long thought lost in the rusting remains of the first Internet, this picture had to be taken at the defining moment of the young Reginald's life - the Source, as the brilliant and brutal economic force himself would later describe it.

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I took the cow's teat in my young hand. My mother trembled - she said later it was because of my ferocious stare. All I could remember - all I could think was This is the Source. Milk, meat, submission, power -- yes, power, because I controlled the Source. It lay in my grasp, to do with as I willed.

I have always remembered it, and still the memory can grip me with a tender insistence. I credit it with any success I have known in life.

Randall Reginald

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The picture was discovered by a group of young explorers -- "darqers," they call themselves. They meet on the optical net, in various "fibars," and combine resources for the delicate task of prying into the fitful archives of the turn-of-the-century Internet.

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Wiizer'd cracked a server bypass and found a ratty logo for parsing digvid. We cleaned up the code and spat some bots out - we musta harvested 60 teraquads of files. Anyway, I sorted through looking to sweeten up my ravatar, and found it.

Artie "Cowman" Brasfield

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The Reginald estate swung into action as quickly as the file was detected...

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my family photo albums are great

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An excerpt from the registered documentary Randall Reginald: A Closer Look by the AI educator Kenn Burns:

After extensive consultation with graphic technicians, prominent historians have proclaimed this picture to be the mid-21st century imperialist Randall Reginald as a child. Long thought lost in the rusting remains of the first Internet, this picture had to be taken at the defining moment of the young Reginald's life - the Source, as the brilliant and brutal economic force himself would later describe it.

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I took the cow's teat in my young hand. My mother trembled - she said later it was because of my ferocious stare. All I could remember - all I could think was This is the Source. Milk, meat, submission, power -- yes, power, because I controlled the Source. It lay in my grasp, to do with as I willed.

I have always remembered it, and still the memory can grip me with a tender insistence. I credit it with any success I have known in life.

Randall Reginald

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The picture was discovered by a group of young explorers -- "darqers," they call themselves. They meet on the optical net, in various "fibars," and combine resources for the delicate task of prying into the fitful archives of the turn-of-the-century Internet.

quote:

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Wiizer'd cracked a server bypass and found a ratty logo for parsing digvid. We cleaned up the code and spat some bots out - we musta harvested 60 teraquads of files. Anyway, I sorted through looking to sweeten up my ravatar, and found it.

Artie "Cowman" Brasfield

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The Reginald estate swung into action as quickly as the file was detected...

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An excerpt from the registered documentary Randall Reginald: A Closer Look by the AI educator Kenn Burns:

After extensive consultation with graphic technicians, prominent historians have proclaimed this picture to be the mid-21st century imperialist Randall Reginald as a child. Long thought lost in the rusting remains of the first Internet, this picture had to be taken at the defining moment of the young Reginald's life - the Source, as the brilliant and brutal economic force himself would later describe it.

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I took the cow's teat in my young hand. My mother trembled - she said later it was because of my ferocious stare. All I could remember - all I could think was This is the Source. Milk, meat, submission, power -- yes, power, because I controlled the Source. It lay in my grasp, to do with as I willed.

I have always remembered it, and still the memory can grip me with a tender insistence. I credit it with any success I have known in life.

Randall Reginald

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The picture was discovered by a group of young explorers -- "darqers," they call themselves. They meet on the optical net, in various "fibars," and combine resources for the delicate task of prying into the fitful archives of the turn-of-the-century Internet.

quote:

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Wiizer'd cracked a server bypass and found a ratty logo for parsing digvid. We cleaned up the code and spat some bots out - we musta harvested 60 teraquads of files. Anyway, I sorted through looking to sweeten up my ravatar, and found it.

Artie "Cowman" Brasfield

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The Reginald estate swung into action as quickly as the file was detected...

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liar, it's me as a child, with my mum. wanking off a cow

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I've been to this website and...honestly...don't bother.
They say it's only $2.95 for a trial (during which you think you'll just download like mad 24 hours a day and live like a king off the efforts for the rest of the year) but it's not so. They hit you with limited access and a recurring membership fee of $36 a month. Try www.BarnYardKidFucks.com instead.

Still reading this? Loser.

"Look mommy, it shoots white stuff just like daddy's when I pull his, except its bigger!"

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

my dads cock is much bigger than that

"Oh yes, Billy...tug it...yank it...HARDER..."  BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Oh yes, Billy...tug it...yank it...HARDER... MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Can't I just use a glass for milk like other kids?

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.