OPC 24's winner will use a phrase that isn't funny but that loser-people think is funny, like "Workin' hard or hardly workin'?" Or something like that. Anything that annoys you that probably annoys the rest of us, too.

OPC 24: I Hate It When...

Did you hear about the gay guy who ate too much Ex-Lax? Yeah, he was a-blowin' and a-goin'! Ahhh-HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

by biped, 11-16-06

OPC 24: I Hate It When...

Well, it's better to be pissed OFF than pissed ON. Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Oh right, like you wouldn't love it if Salma Hayek pissed all over your dumb ass.

by biped, 11-16-06

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

OPC:24 Annoying things that people are always saying

*ZIIIIRK* Hot mic!

by crabby, 11-17-06

OPC:24 Annoying things that people are always saying

Lunchtime came right on time today!

by crabby, 11-17-06

OPC:24 Annoying things that people are always saying

Meow!

by crabby, 11-17-06

OPC:24 Annoying things that people are always saying

TRICK OR TREAT! It's November 17th.

by crabby, 11-17-06

OPC:24 Annoying things that people are always saying

THIS IS A SQUIRREL!

by crabby, 11-17-06

OPC 24: This Counts Right? Either Way, It's Annoying

*smack smack smack smack smack* ....Is it that hard to keep your mouth closed when you chew your food?

by The_Kingpin, 11-19-06

OPC 24

Close the door! Were you raised in a barn? And what if I was, you insensitive prick?

by HCRoyall, 11-19-06

OPC 24

I hate it when I calmly tell someone I'm not in the mood for their jokes and ask them to hold off and they go... All right, all right, Calm down already. I was prefectly calm until you had to be a complete ass just now.

by HCRoyall, 11-19-06

OPC 24

Dude, it's just a game; stop taking things so seriously. Then stop trying to play fucking Checkers with your chess pieces!

by HCRoyall, 11-19-06

OPC 24

If "everyone" was jumping off a bridge, would you do that too? If it meant not having to listen to your stupid shit anymore, then yeah.

by HCRoyall, 11-19-06

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

These are making me happy

OPC24: Annoying things people say

Ma'am we were able to get your cat out of the tree, but I'm afraid he's dead. Well, you win some you lose some.

by crabby, 11-19-06

OPC24: Annoying things people say

I really hate the president, he's so stupid. We've had this same exchange every single day for almost 5 years now.

by crabby, 11-19-06

OPC24: Stupid things people say

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal saviour?

by crabby, 11-19-06

OPC24: Stupid things people say

Honey, there's a bug! Can you kill it for me?

by crabby, 11-19-06

New comic: Worst saying ever.

I'm 18.

by Humpenstein, 11-19-06

OPC 24

Do you think I'm made of money or something?! I wish you were, because then no one would convict me for murdering you.

by HCRoyall, 11-20-06

OPC 24

Mate, in all fairness, you can't really say anything. *saw your comics* Okay.

by HCRoyall, 11-20-06

OPC 24

Say it, don't spray it. Fuck you then.

by HCRoyall, 11-20-06

OPC 24

I'm part of a drinking team with a bowling problem. ]The only thing ranker than your jokes is your breath.

by HCRoyall, 11-20-06

OPC 24

I like all music except for Rap. So you're a big fan of Mongolian Nose Chanting and the Aztec ass-flute, then, are you?

by HCRoyall, 11-20-06

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

OPC 24: Common Cents

Mind of Mencia

by takedown, 11-21-06

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Yeah, real funny.

OPC 24. The Booze

Sir, what was that about my mother? It was the booze talking!

by Xuanwu, 11-21-06

OPC 24. The Booze 2

Now that I've got my nice, big, round night stick out, care to call me "sugartits" again? It was the booze talking!

by Xuanwu, 11-21-06

OPC 24. The Booze 3

Sir, when you said you wanted to "get busy" with the President's daughters with a "chainsaw, donkey, and a carful of midgets," what did you mean? It was the booze talking!

by Xuanwu, 11-21-06

Hmmm... does cre8tive even know what an OPC is?

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Yeah, real funny.

Cre8tive is the default winner of all my competitions. This was settled long ago and is not up for negotiation.
He wins with 4-panel comics and comics he never even cre8tes in the first place.

Judging tomorrow, because to me Thanksgiving is just another day. I so want to be seen not caring about holidays that if I had a time machine I'd go back and say "Judging on Thursday; enjoy your turkey."

OPC24: Why do people say?

Dude, chill.

by fpd, 11-22-06

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

OPC24: Stupid things people say

How ya wanna do it like this son?

by crabby, 11-22-06

OPC24: Stupid things people say

If you could print up your repair reports before you place your units in the ehat chamber it would be greatly appreciated. I don't have a computer.

by crabby, 11-22-06

I didn't pick a winner yesterday like I said I would because I'm a liar.

There were almost no bad ones, and these were my favorites:

OPC:24 Annoying things that people are always saying

*ZIIIIRK* Hot mic!

by crabby, 11-17-06

OPC 24

Close the door! Were you raised in a barn? And what if I was, you insensitive prick?

by HCRoyall, 11-19-06

OPC 24

I like all music except for Rap. So you're a big fan of Mongolian Nose Chanting and the Aztec ass-flute, then, are you?

by HCRoyall, 11-20-06

OPC:24 Annoying things that people are always saying

Lunchtime came right on time today!

by crabby, 11-17-06

That being said, the winner is the "Hot mic" one because it is near and dear to my heart as a harmonica player and I like when Will Ferrell says it on Saturday Night Live

I am honored by being named winner of your humble contest.