The Toga Bar - SFW seeks ..... by up4abeer 12-12-06

I just want a man who is decent looking, has a good job, and isn’t afraid of commitment. Is that all? Also I don’t want to have to wonder if he is having sex with my slut sister. I admit I have some baggage. I’ll introduce you to my friend Carl. He is an accountant and a decent looking guy. How about fear of commitment and the thing with my slut sister? Carl had sex with your sister last year after which he stalked her non-stop until she filed a restraining order. So legally he can’t go near her.

The Toga Bar - Naming Conventions by up4abeer 12-11-06

I'd like to order some food but this menu makes no sense. Everything’s named after a celebrity attribute. So what's a Janet Jackson boobie? A chocolate milkshake. Ok I see. Then I'll have one of those and a Britney Spears who-ha. Open-face roast beef sandwich. Excellent choice sir.

The Taga Bar - Career Counseling by up4abeer 12-15-06

I’m thinking getting one of those online college degrees. But I can’t decide on a major. Have you considered a career in the exciting world of Scatology? That sounds kinda cool. What is it? In Scatological studies you will explore a wide range of biological information. Of course as in most scientic endeavors you will occasionally have to work around some assholes. Hey sometimes you have to take some shit to move ahead in this world. Know what I mean. Your insight leaves me speechless.

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Shovel Ready

I'm always up4urcomics

I rated them 2 good, 1 okay.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

naming conventions was ace

Couple more from the Toga Bar.

The Toga Bar - Blame by up4abeer 1-04-07

You ever been married Toga? Yeah once. It didn't work out. Did she end it or did you? I blame the breakup on her Father. What did he do? He caught me having sex with her mother.

The Toga Bar - Blame 2 by up4abeer 1-16-07

Well I'm single again. So I hear. What happened? She overheard me call her sister a dirty slut. Why did you call her sister a dirty slut? I like to talk dirty during anal sex. Who doesn't?

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Shovel Ready

i saw the punchline for blame 2 coming (i'm a witch), but i liked blame 1

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what if nigger meant kite

mandingo

I see what you mean. Blame 2 is a pointless repeat of the same hook. Thanks for the comment.

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