So last night I went on a date with a beautiful girl. We danced, went to dinner, and a movie. At the end of the night, I took her back to my place to find out this was not a beautiful woman, but Adolf Hitler. Worst date of my life, needless to say, but I'm sure y'all have had worse than this. So I figured, "Hey, why not have the good people of stripcreator help me feel better about myself by showing ****ty dates in comic form!?" I have invited the extremely ****ty emocore band Alexisonfire to explain the rules. Take it away guys!

1. Your comic should be about a bad date, either real or totally made up. Just make it funny. Doesn't make a **** of difference to us, but the more it makes you want to cut yourself, the better.

2. Kay, so like no past entries. Jesus, you should know this by now.

3. Bonus points if you can work "Porkchop Sandwiches" somewhere into your comic or series.

So get crackin on those comics, people. Judging will be sometime next week.

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The Notorious Bigfrank

[Click to view comic: 'I Have a Date!']

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Close your eyes. Find your center. Take a ****. Leave.

Breakin' da rulez...

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 38']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s **** robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: '-']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[Click to view comic: '-']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[Click to view comic: '-']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I don't have to win... If you simply get it I'll be happy

[Click to view comic: 'Plural Necklace']

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iTunes: The Winterleaf

[Click to view comic: 'March 10th, 2002: Eighty-Nine Years and Eleven Months Later']

[Click to view comic: 'March 14th: Warning Signs Ignored']

[Click to view comic: 'Later That Evening: Iceberg Dead Ahead!']

[Click to view comic: 'Man The Lifeboats']

[Click to view comic: 'Survivor Humor']

Of course, it's a real story. Who could make that **** up?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1387']

[Click to view comic: 'Worlds Worst Date']

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i break for.............. oh **** no breaks

[Click to view comic: 'CC345: El Joke-O Es Poor-O.']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1388']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Ode to Unknown Eric']

[Click to view comic: 'Card-Carrying Super Pervert']

Pardon me if this sucks. It's been a while.

[Click to view comic: 'Everyone Knows it's Herbie']

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

[Click to view comic: 'CC 345: She Works Hard For The Moany']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'cc345: how HCRoyall met his fiancee']

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what if ****** meant kite

mandingo wrote:

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[Click to view comic: 'cc345: how HCRoyall met his fiancee']

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That was my girlfriend before my fiancee.  Get your story straight.

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Captain Obvious and the Tranny Surprise']

[Click to view comic: 'Pain is in the details']

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I once was lost, but now am found.

[Click to view comic: 'Going to Hell']

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Don't you wish your mother was hot like me?

[Click to view comic: 'CC 345: It's four o'clock and we're in trouble deep']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

mandingo wrote:

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[Click to view comic: 'cc345: how HCRoyall met his fiancee']

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*Bows to Mandingo*

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1390']

[Click to view comic: 'cc345: data rate']

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woof