If I had the power to make 1 law, it would be no clothes for females on weekdays. Unfortunately, I don't have that power, but you do. For this CC make a comic about the law you would pass if you had the power to do so.

-No photoshop and no series

Aside from that have at.

I'll probably judge this bad boy in about a week or so, so make sure you enter before then!

CC 346: It's The Law by biped 1-25-07

What do you mean, you've been given "unlimited legislative powers"? Oh, some kind of computer mix-up at city hall. Anyway, you are now "Miss Dog Blowjobs." I am most certainly not going to give everybody's dog a-- "blowjob." Well, suit yourself. It's either that, or be burned at the stake. Gag...(spit)...NEXT!!! Ha-ha! The poodle orgasms are the funniest.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Bottoms Up! by Spankling 1-25-07

Spanks, I hate to tell you this, but you've been put in charge. Me? In charge? I can tell you what to do? Lay down the law? That's about the size of it, sport. It looks like you're on top for a change. Then, I command you to turn around! Yes sir. I... OOOP! Warm up your lips first next time! [grovel][snort] I've got her right where I want her!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

cc346: law & order by mandingo 1-26-07

if you could pass any law, what would it be? i'd change that gavelly DUN DUN sound that separates scenes in law & order ...but her name's on a joint account with his. looks like Mrs. Jenning knew the victim a little better than she let on. SPROING sproing? sproing? sproing.

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what if nigger meant kite

RCL no. 1408 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-26-07

What in the 'tar nation..? Who the hell are you, and why did you poke me in mah eye with that wand of yurs? I'm the Food Fairy... The FOOD FAIRY? What in the Sam Hill is a food fairy? I'm here to enforce the government's new obesity law. Every time you get near the refridge-rator outside of normal dining hours, I will poke you in the eye to deter overeating... What will those nanny-legislators think of next? Anyhoo... May I atleast grab some ice for mah sore left eye? Not unless you want a sore RIGHT eye, too!

Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog 1-26-07

*pant* My owner is babysitting the neighbor's dog... Just look at that dumbass! *pant* Y'know... If, I were in charge, I'd pass a law to have all dogs rounded up, castrated, put on the next shuttle, and then blasted in to outer space! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Or, not.

Homo Improvement by AccentuateNegative 1-28-07

You'd think Republicans would realize it's in their best interest to pass laws preventing discrimination against gays. We're a great investment. We're the only minority that can make your property values go up when we move next door.

This is my entry. Only consider this comic as my entry and nothing else. However, I also want to post the rest of the miniseries within a series I made for them. So poo poo.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

CC 346: Queen For A Day by biped 1-29-07

"Ooooh, if only I could rule the world for just a single daaay...I'd pass a law to make all the pain and hatred go awaaay..." POOF! YOUR LOVELY WISH IS TRUE! THE RULER OF THE WORLD IS... YOU! You mean...I rule the world now? Anything I say goes? Anything your sweet and loving heart desires, my precious dear. DUMP THOSE FUCKIN' BODIES IN THAT PIT AND TORCH 'EM! AND HOIST THEIR FUCKIN' GUTS LIKE STREAMERS, YOU PATHETIC FAG COCKSUCKERS! Oh, my...somehow I imagined your "final solution" to be a bit cheerier...

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Free Electricity for All by Scyess 1-29-07

Petitioning again? I'm proposing a constitutional change to who can become president. Anyone megalomaniacal enough to put himself and his family through two years of hell to run for president should be declared unfit to run. Uh, you know who has to pass that law, right? *sigh* Maybe I can get funding for research on ways to burn bullshit as fuel.

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"Old" is the old new.

this is so weak. i apologize...

angry's law by AngryAmerican 1-29-07

I still don't understand why you pulled me over officer. I have reason to believe you're sober maam. Since when is driving sober against the law young man? Since about 10 yesterday morning maam. Please blow into this for me. I'm confused..... Is officer Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

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Kill Whitey.

Trashy by crackpanther 1-30-07

Do you know why I pulled you over, Miss? Uhh...the 300 decibel rap music coming from my trunk? Nope - your mud flaps. Being stupid white trash is now illegal. Mud flaps?? Yeah, the ones with Tweety Bird blowing Yosemite Sam. The ones right there on your car. Hahaha that car?! That car's stolen!

CC346: The Law of Duck and Cover by Hatrix 1-30-07

Greetings George. This morning while you were napping I was given broad legal powers. I'm using that power to go after our greatest threat. Well that's great uh.. sparky. Does that mean I can keep on playing war? Oh my no. It means I've enacted a law making you and your war profiteering family enemies of the state. Wh..What? You can't do that!! Where the hell is Cheney? Possibly loading his guns. I also made hunting war criminals a legal blood sport. Tell you what, I'll even give you a ten minute head start. Wait! You can have the twins! How's that? They're young. They'd be a lot more fun to hunt! how about it?!? C'mon cut me a break here!

CC346: It's The Law

You were told... one more breach of the laws of gravity and you're done. Wait.. WAIT! That's not FAIR! It's what I'm SUPPOSED to do!! Come ON!

by Hatrix, 1-30-07

CC 346: Laws of Satisfaction by Hatrix 1-30-07

Hi there father. Remember me? Not really. Are you a member of the church? Nope. I'm a gay pagan you threw feces at during my life partner's funeral. It seems your act of evil has prompted god to grant me the power to enforce his law. Oh don't be ridiculous. Now get out of my church before I call the police you aids spreading... GOD: Now put a live weazel in his colon! Kewl. AAAAAAHHHAAh AHHAAAAAHAAAAAa!!! AAAHHAAHAAaa!! Why can't I DIE??!!!! AAAHHHH the PAIN!!!!!!

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

CC 346: And a Side of Slaw by umfumdisi 2-01-07

What're you thinking about? I have the power to enact one law that everyone MUST obey. How about a law prohibiting the ingestion of pork and pork byproducts? Okay, but how would that affect me?

This is dumb. I'm just going through a contest-entering phase.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

cc346: pass a law, make a wish by mandingo 2-02-07

if you could pass any law, what would it be? i'd make icepick lobotomies legal. then i could hop in a time machine, go back to 5 minutes ago and give you one so you couldn't ask me this stupid fucking question. yeah? well i anticipated that, jack. that's why a little while ago i made my law 'no icepicks on time machines.' yeah, well guess what? i anticipated THAT. i didn't actually. good one.

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what if nigger meant kite

cc by crackpanther 2-02-07

Remember, my son, I am giving you only one wish. Consider the immensity of that, and choose wisely. Yes, my liege. AGAIN with the fucking forgetting of the Canadian bacon!! From now on, ALL pizzas have Canadian Bacon on them! NEW LAW! So you have decreed, so shall it be done!

CC 346: Good Call by niteowl 2-02-07

Is it just me, or does Miller Lite taste like horse piss? I agree. No more drinking Miller Lite! MAN LAW! MAN LAW! Also, lusting after Jewel so much that you are willing to drink her bath water is totally acceptable and does not make you a freak. Uh, DOUBLE MAN LAW? God damn Burt, you're a freak anyway. Especially without that rug on your head.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

CC 346: Sally's Law by biped 2-02-07

Guess what, Mommy? I just passed a new law that says whenever I want you to SHUT THE FUCK UP, then you-- (GASP!!!) SALLY! You've gone TOO FAR this time, young lady! Go to your room! SHUT THE FUCK UP! I most certainly will NOT "shut the 'you-know-what' up"! SIX MONTHS? But...I didn't believe...I thought she was just... Ignorance of the law is no excuse, lady. Now strip for your cavity search.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'll be judging this thing Sunday.

RCL no. 1414 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-06-07

Boy... It's sure taking Humpingstain a long time to judge CC: 346! Yeah. There ought to be a LAW against contest winners who take a long time deciding the winner of the subsequent comic contest! *burp*

CC 346: Petition the Game & Wildlife Comission by Scyess 2-06-07

Hello, this is web page registration. May I help you? Oh, yes! I'd like to make a web site with pictures of my kids and pets! And you know, maybe some background music... and dancing pictures! Just stay there, ma'am. We'll send someone right over. Why does someone need to come over? Life is so much more fun since they issued this new hunting license. Let's go. There's someone on 4th street trying to register my3yearolds.crayondrawings.net

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"Old" is the old new.

HEY, Sykass! You can't just come waltzing in here and lay down teh funny like that!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

But I can tango in.

I found that photo on google images.  I take no responsibility for those pants.

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"Old" is the old new.

I, however, am all about those pants.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'm sorry in advance for the weak joke.

CC: 346

...And in other news today, 'Gravity' was officially passed as a law today. Anyone breaching this 'Law of Gravity' is liable to an unlimited fine and up to 3 years imprisonment. Superman, airline pilots and kangaroos lead the protests against this new law and have vowed to continue in their gravity-defying activities.

by El_Phen, 2-09-07