Okay, not really.

when did college kids get so stupid>

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

*?

god, I've fallen to the masses.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Oh noes. May terrable secrat is reveled!

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

In going back to school, I realize the student population is filled with questions like

"Is the test going to be true/false?"

"If it is true false..and I answer true to all of them, will I at least get 50% right?"

What.the.fuck.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I'm in college and I have still yet to grasp the concept of number 2 pencils.

Well, that's because you are

A. male

b. midwestern

it's really not your fault, b.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I too have issues with college, like the guy who doesn't actually ask viable questions so much as complain that the lecture has no bearing on anything, despite being repeatedly crushed in debate day after day.

Or really obvious answer guy, who asks questions that have really obvious answers. "Will the stuff on the midterm review be on the midterm?" "Lenny, please go hang yourself."

Or the hippe chick who seems to change any and all subjects into something related to the will of the universe, karma, and pot.

It's all good, they sell gummi bears at the store by my lecture hall.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

PhreakyChinchilla

"B" is really due to the fact that I go to college in Wisconsin :-P

LuckyGuessor the girl with dwightschrutitis who sits in the front row and strikes up personal convo with the teacher, all buddy buddy like

or the guy who stands up in front of everyone talking and passes notes to you and makes you pass them back and when you finally do he repasses them to you but with some random red letter up top. what's that guy's deal?

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what if nigger meant kite

Or the professors. Don't they have anything better to do?

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

The people I hate are the ones who usually sit right up at the front, and they basically repeat just what the lecturer has said, but in the form of a question. Then they act all smart when the lecturer tells them they are correct.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

The ones I really hated were the ones who would bring grenades to class, and during the lecture they'd stand up and scream "YAAAAAAAA!!!" and pull the pins with their teeth and start throwing them, and blowing most of the people in class up until the survivors who weren't fleeing in terror would overpower them.  It was always such an awkward situation.   And then of course, there were those people who just wouldn't shut up during class.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

There was this one guy who sat right behind me in a Poly Sci course about 10 years ago, who would attempt to turn EVERY goddamn class into a harangue about how much Clinton sucked. You could tell the professor just wanted to tell him to shut the fuck up, but didn't want to be accused of "stifling the conservative opinion."

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I has a flavor!

How about shifting this discussion to wonderful world of foreign-born TA's? Last year I had an Indian-born Biology teacher and a Chinese-born TA who barely knew enough English to write the letter grade on my tests. Good times.

The_young_scotThere was only one I ever encountered while I was in college. She sat three rows in front of me in Physics and only did that once, because the professor gave her a look that said "You're retarded for even thinking about doing that."

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Another group I oh so love are the defenders of shitty classes, who attempt to gang up on the students that realize that the lecturer is shitty, the class is shitty, and the grading is fucked.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

BigFrank105

In my MLS program, I had a professor for 3 different classes who had just moved to the States from Japan, barely spoke English AND stuttered. Every class was a fun game of "What the fuck did she just say?"

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I has a flavor!

I hated it when the kids who rode the short yellow bus and wore protective head gear and drooled a lot got the days off when the weather was a bit snowy...

I mean, we had to fucking walk in that damn weather...and we didn't even have helmets on in case we fell!

Hardly seemed fair!!! Thankfully, I"m over it these days!

BigFrank105

I got you beat.

A gay, monotone, Native American Macroeconomics prof combined with an Asian (whom I am SURE just walked off the plane that morning) macroeconmics TA. Instead of him explaining why things equalled anything, he just wrote down the answers. About half of my tutorial group walked out of there within the first 15 minutes.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

*bows to Kitty*

I once had a TA that spoke with an impenatrable Chinese accent -- so much that we weren't sure he wasn't speaking Chinese.  The professor wasn't any better; he only spoke Math.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Some of my least comprehensible instructors have been native speakers of English.

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What others say about boorite!

That's nothing. I once had a Business Administration instructor who communicated only in the clicking, whistling tongue of the Mbonto people of South-Central Namibia. If you so much as tried to ask him a question, he would have you torn between cape buffalo or devoured by a driver ant column. He graded all of our work by consulting the ancestors and rolling a set of antelope bones. You can ask anybody.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Boorite used to have TA, but then he got the operation.

HEYOOO!

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Poop.

ZasterZaster makes me wish i could rate posts good

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what if nigger meant kite