Comic number 878, posted 1-10-2001

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Next?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Comic 2447, posted January 22, 2001.

[Click to view comic: 'Suicide note']

Having the idea for this comic is what kept me at the Strip Creator for more than a day. I found the site one night, fiddled around with the controls on the comic-making page for a while, and went to bed. The next day I kept thinking about this idea, so I went home and posted it.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

My first comic. It sucked, and I know it.
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I used to have that problem where I felt the compelling desire to use every single narration box. I also used a MST3K reference as the basis for my first comic, which was far too obscure. As I grow wise, I look back on the folly of my ways.
I actually consider my 2,3, or 4 comic as my "first", seeing as it was better than that trash I made on 9-05(as opposed to 9-06).
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My first comic, number 36782, dated 10/1/01

[Click to view comic: 'Neal and Roger, Sitting in a tree...']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

FIRST comic. Not "Other comics I did later that sucked less." First comic.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

First comic with THIS account : 09/24/01

[Click to view comic: 'Messiah and Pavil']

This one is quite simple to understand.

Pavil is an abusive moron who haunts another set of forum boards.
Messiah is the chief mod of those boards.
Mer is an american Mod who Pavil was friends with and who now hates his very existence.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Comic 27:

[Click to view comic: 'The quest for funny']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

#294, 8th January...

[Click to view comic: 'Is all that brain-usage really worth the trouble?']

I really don't mind it, though I prefer my second one.

By the way, fuzzyman - that first strip of yours got you straight onto my favourites list. Brilliant.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

#18844 - I'm such a newbie - so very not funny. I actually turned this into a series!
[Click to view comic: 'Beware Little Girl']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'A Public Service message from UBOS (united bugs of OSes)']

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

#20072, Created on June 1st 2001.

[Click to view comic: 'Tales of Human Drama']

Number 3775.

[Click to view comic: 'This is bulllllllllllsssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiittttttttttt']

I'm not sure what I was thinking here, but I remember laughing really hard when I made this one. I had come to think I was insane, but then a friend of mine read it and he busted out laughing too. I wonder if he's forgotten why by now.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Comic 8937, on the 6th of March. This was while I was in the middle of what Freud called "the biscuit game stage".

[Click to view comic: 'Space Biscuit!']

I like to think I soon deserted such juvenilia. I didn't, of course, but I like to think it.

#36573, 9.29.01:

[Click to view comic: 'Praise the Lord and Pass the Remote']

Still immensely proud of this one.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

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Comic 8937, on the 6th of March. This was while I was in the middle of what Freud called "the biscuit game stage".

[Click to view comic: 'Space Biscuit!']

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I guess I was reading Bertie Russell.
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What others say about boorite!

Yeah, "Limp Biscuit" is allegedly an Australian name for the biscuit game (although DexX seems to call it the "biscuit race"). Another name is "Soggy Biscuit".

I've heard a few euphemisms for it...

-Limp Biscuit (before the band became popular forever changing the spelling)
-Soggy Bread
-Ookie Cookie

I never understood the point of this game... Encouraging premature ejaculation? Trying to keep aroused in a roomful of naked men inches away from you with no women in sight? A convenient excuse for closet homosexuals to get some sort of action?

Here we go, comic 18777 , on the 5th of May 2001

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Fairly shite really, I didn't get up to speed until about 3 or 4 comics on.

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Here we go, comic 18777 , on the 5th of May 2001

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Fairly shite really, I didn't get up to speed until about 3 or 4 comics on.

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[Click to view comic: 'Genius at work...']

I had actually first visited lowpass a week or so earlier and bookmarked the site for later. When it finally came time to make a comic, I realized I didn't have anything to say. Thus, the comic above...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Posted 6-30-01:

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Note that this comic wallows in the diseased depths of uttermost lameness, for all to urinate upon.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Geez, all this biscuit rigmarole. Why not just suck each other off and have done with it?

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'working out the bugs from the windscreen of your system']

i remember i randomly chose the backgrounds and characters and tried to make something funny out of it

ah well, ive never been much more than a failure

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.