Comic number 878, posted 1-10-2001

Next?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Comic 2447, posted January 22, 2001.

Suicide note by evil_d 1-22-01

"I feel like a giant burden on society! I've taken so much . . ." ". . . and given back nothing but complacency and apathy. It's time for me to end it all!" That's strange; there's no signature . . . .

Having the idea for this comic is what kept me at the Strip Creator for more than a day. I found the site one night, fiddled around with the controls on the comic-making page for a while, and went to bed. The next day I kept thinking about this idea, so I went home and posted it.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

My first comic. It sucked, and I know it.

I used to have that problem where I felt the compelling desire to use every single narration box. I also used a MST3K reference as the basis for my first comic, which was far too obscure. As I grow wise, I look back on the folly of my ways.
I actually consider my 2,3, or 4 comic as my "first", seeing as it was better than that trash I made on 9-05(as opposed to 9-06).

My first comic, number 36782, dated 10/1/01

Neal and Roger, Sitting in a tree... by fuzzyman 10-01-01

Say, Roger, have you ever thought of... uh.. well... going gay? WHAT? Ummm.... No... NO! Are you trying to tell me something? NO! Uh.... I would... umm... never... Oh... uh... good. You had me worried there, buddy. damn damn

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

FIRST comic. Not "Other comics I did later that sucked less." First comic.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

First comic with THIS account : 09/24/01

Messiah and Pavil by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 9-24-01

Pavil. Will you PLEASE just stay the fuck away from Planetarion. Youre just shit and i hate you Messiah. No. Fuck you. I am Pavil. Hear me roar. If i can just guide him to something else to focus his hatred on. Fuck you , and Spinner , and Zoos . I hear Mer has started posting on the Empirequest forums WHA? WHERE? I SHALL HUNT DOWN THE BITCH AND KILL HER!

This one is quite simple to understand.

Pavil is an abusive moron who haunts another set of forum boards.
Messiah is the chief mod of those boards.
Mer is an american Mod who Pavil was friends with and who now hates his very existence.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Comic 27:

The quest for funny by BigEvilDan 1-07-01

The quest for the world's funniest comic... Don't comics usually have dialog? They usually make sense, too.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

#294, 8th January...

Is all that brain-usage really worth the trouble? by DexX 1-08-01

She loves you, yeah yeah yeah... I once had a girl, or should I say... When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me... You know, even if anyone DOES get the joke, they won't find it funny.

I really don't mind it, though I prefer my second one.

By the way, fuzzyman - that first strip of yours got you straight onto my favourites list. Brilliant.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

#18844 - I'm such a newbie - so very not funny. I actually turned this into a series!

Beware Little Girl by Spankling 5-29-01

Beware little girl! Violence is for men only! Take this wrinkle brain! Yikes! Next... Beware little girl!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

A Public Service message from UBOS (united bugs of OSes) by NastyPope 3-02-01

Hiya Folks, I'm the official Public Relations Bug of Microsoft's Operating Systems I am here to inform the public that since windows 3.1, we have not been the cause of any crashes you may have experienced. In all likelyhood, it was bad third party software or faulty overclocking. Oh really, and whats your name ? Fatal Exception AHA, so your the one that made me loose first place in the CounterStrike Tournament!!!!!!!!!!

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

#20072, Created on June 1st 2001.

Tales of Human Drama by Drexle 6-01-01

Human Drama: Act 1 You shall be doomed to an existance of obscurity, regret, and lonlines... This is about "her" isn't it? You who would forsake and violate that which means most to you deserve naught but to suffer in his misery. Yes... My only salvation is through my suffering... *sniffle* What a happy ending! For you... I suffer for you, my dear... I'm sorry...

Number 3775.

This is bulllllllllllsssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiittttttttttt by ObiJo 2-06-01

Fuck.

I'm not sure what I was thinking here, but I remember laughing really hard when I made this one. I had come to think I was insane, but then a friend of mine read it and he busted out laughing too. I wonder if he's forgotten why by now.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Comic 8937, on the 6th of March. This was while I was in the middle of what Freud called "the biscuit game stage".

Space Biscuit! by andydougan 3-06-01

Hey, do you want to play the biscuit game? How do you play? We both wank, aiming our cocks at the biscuit. Last to come eats the biscuit. Sounds fun.... Later... Ahh... How was I supposed to know he'd prematurely ejaculate over a whole packet of digestives. I've never eaten so many digestives covered in cum since the time my dad made dinner.

I like to think I soon deserted such juvenilia. I didn't, of course, but I like to think it.

#36573, 9.29.01:

Praise the Lord and Pass the Remote by lemur68 9-29-01

I can accept the fact that the terror attacks and this "War on Terrorism" are going to affect every aspect of our lives... "Recapping the day's stories--Bush approves the deployment of special forces..." ...but I think it's gone too far... "...and the Taliban once again refuses to hand over bin Laden." ...when I can't even watch the damn porno channel without being reminded of it... "That's all from Nudes at 11--up next, The Girls of Operation Enduring Freedom."

Still immensely proud of this one.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

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Comic 8937, on the 6th of March. This was while I was in the middle of what Freud called "the biscuit game stage".

Space Biscuit! by andydougan 3-06-01

Hey, do you want to play the biscuit game? How do you play? We both wank, aiming our cocks at the biscuit. Last to come eats the biscuit. Sounds fun.... Later... Ahh... How was I supposed to know he'd prematurely ejaculate over a whole packet of digestives. I've never eaten so many digestives covered in cum since the time my dad made dinner.

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I guess I was reading Bertie Russell.

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What others say about boorite!

Yeah, "Limp Biscuit" is allegedly an Australian name for the biscuit game (although DexX seems to call it the "biscuit race"). Another name is "Soggy Biscuit".

I've heard a few euphemisms for it...

-Limp Biscuit (before the band became popular forever changing the spelling)
-Soggy Bread
-Ookie Cookie

I never understood the point of this game... Encouraging premature ejaculation? Trying to keep aroused in a roomful of naked men inches away from you with no women in sight? A convenient excuse for closet homosexuals to get some sort of action?

Here we go, comic 18777 , on the 5th of May 2001

Fairly shite really, I didn't get up to speed until about 3 or 4 comics on.

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Here we go, comic 18777 , on the 5th of May 2001

Fairly shite really, I didn't get up to speed until about 3 or 4 comics on.

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Genius at work... by wirthling 1-26-01

Oh boy! This lowpass site is cool! I'm going to make the most super duperest comic ever! I will use clever irony and topical satire to convey a thought-provoking message... .............. ...or maybe I'll just go back to surfing porn...

I had actually first visited lowpass a week or so earlier and bookmarked the site for later. When it finally came time to make a comic, I realized I didn't have anything to say. Thus, the comic above...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Posted 6-30-01:

Note that this comic wallows in the diseased depths of uttermost lameness, for all to urinate upon.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Geez, all this biscuit rigmarole. Why not just suck each other off and have done with it?

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What others say about boorite!

working out the bugs from the windscreen of your system by skagg 5-14-01

ooh! pay per view! and now, final destination o dear go nooooo i saw it coming! dear Mr director, i feel puke i need these viewers like a fucking nail in the head

i remember i randomly chose the backgrounds and characters and tried to make something funny out of it

ah well, ive never been much more than a failure

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.