Use the Google to find someone with the same name as you. Here's mine.  He's some yuppie fencer.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I don't have any. I did find some Asian YouTube type thing that has a video of me posted on it though...

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Poop.

The results I got were ranked the following:

1. Someone else who has a different spelling of my name even though I didn't search that spelling.
2. My wedding registry.
3. Boorite's ex-wife.

When I searched in quotes, everything that popped up was me anyway. 

My maiden name netted someone with an online garden and florist store.

I got about two hundred different me pages. and by me I mean not me, but with my name. There are a lot of mes.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I'm the only me google can find. Who'd have thunk there'd be only one John Smith.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

The first 41 results were about me. With quotes all ~315 results are about me.  I feel so unique.
As a bonus the first 6 results with my user name have something to do with me too.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Maiden: 

A person who works at AOL. Those of you who know me will only take seconds to figure that one out.

A lawyer in South Carolina who I actually had to call once on a case I was working. We chatted for a long time. That may be why my production rate was so low.

Various others not worth mentioning.

Married:

One me, one obituary that seems to be everywhere about a woman who did all kinds of charity work.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

There are far too many of me, although not any of actual me

Just three short years ago, if you googled me, I would be all over the first three pages. Now there is a lead singer of a minimally successful pop band with my name. I've been bumped to about page six last time I checked. The only way I find my rightful place back in the first page of searches is if you add "San Diego" to the search criteria.

Also, I had to stop using an AIM name I was using for a decade because I started getting IM's from 14 year old girls who thought I was him. 

Last I checked, I share a name with a man who offers a scholarship fund.

 

I also share a name with a man in Alabama who is in the same line of work as I am.

A circus owner

a Regional Marketing Director Loan Coordinator

A famous explorer

"The man your librarian warned you about"

 

 

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

The only one I found that wasn't me was some website in German. At first I thought my fame had spread to Europe, but via Google translation, I discovered some dude with the same name was performing a baptism in Denmark. Since I'm not qualified to baptize anybody, I'm guessing it ain't me. However, on the same day, someone named Werner Titz was getting married. And that's an awesome name. In fact, I think I'll change my name to Eric Titz.

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I has a flavor!

I am the only me. Hooray!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'm also the only me, but a lot more people have my last name than I ever would have thought. What the hell are my relatives doing on the East Coast!?

I saw 'rugby' and got excited. Then I saw 'referee' and hung my head in shame.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Weird. The first two pages of returns are all me. The weird thing is one of the links was to a FortuneCity page I abandoned years ago. There are a couple of other guys out there, with my name, who also live in Texas. But, my last name is rare enough, that I can almost always use it as an email address or login name.

Only one John Smith? Come to think of it, I don't know anyone named John Smith.

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http://www.ararat-productions.com/

Apparently I'm:

 

"2006 Democratic candidate for US Representative from the 5th Congressional District of Connecticut."

 

I don't even like hookers!

 

 

 

And, oddly enough, they all look exactly like me.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.