What to do: Make a comic using only stick figures and post it here- either the ones from exploding dog, ones you've drawn yourself, or using the maker I cooked up:

http://www.coffeeburger.com/makers/stick/makestick.php

PM me if you need some help using paint, enter as many times as you like (new strips only), Judge and closing date TBA.

And for the prize: The winner can take their pick: Some sort of web page, the framework for a basic webcomic, a comic maker similar to this one (supply your own art), an image for your profile/forum avatar, or a custom SC character that will probably never get added to the site. Hooray!

Whoever wins will need to give me some indication as to what they want, and if it's both reasonable and I can do it I'll work something out.

 

Here's the first entry, courtesy of Umfum (who helped me test the maker above).

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

That is one complicated comic maker. I may enter this later when I'm less tired, but I'm not promising anything.

I do like the multiple poses, though.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

That is one complicated comic maker.

Yeah, sorry about that- someone made it for me and never finished, so I don't know how to add more drop downs for sorting.

If anyone decides it's too much just pm me your text and a description of any poses/expressions you want and I'll do my best to put it together for you.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Jews by LuckyGuess 5-13-07

I built that sign you wanted. "Jews are in the tap water?" Right over the highway. A lot of cars were honking and some people threw bottles of piss at me, but it's finished. Piss is a good sign. We could all use more piss. I need a drink. Watch out for Jews!

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Ed's Knife's Edge XI by RedfeatheR 5-13-07

For several years, rumors have circulated on the Internet that using underarm deodorant or antiperspirant can cause breast cancer .............. STOP USEING DEODORANTS!!!!!!!! Breast cancer? My girlfriend has breasts... *sniff* What the fuck is that smell? Love baby

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what if nigger meant kite

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what if nigger meant kite

Sweet, RandomComicLayoutGuy has offered his services as judge- so feel free to offer him sexual favours to try and influence his decision.

And while I'm not eligible, I'm entering anyway.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

New Comic by Humpenstein 5-14-07

Hey man, do you mind telling me why my mom was over here earlier today looking for you? Was she really? Damn... I'm good!

Sorry for the weak entry, I plan on putting together a better one hopefully sooner than later.

Barnyard Buddies by biped 5-14-07

Chewy, chocolately Milk Duds are the candy sensation that lasts a LONG time! So when your tummy says "Give me something yummy--" Hey, Sticky, watch this! I'm gonna hammer a nail right into my forehead! Gee Smiley, that doesn't sound like a very good-- Ow! OW! OWWWW!!!! Let that be a lesson to you, kids. Smiley did something really dumb--and now he's dead. Oh, and Milk Duds are the taste treat that can't be beat.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Okayyyyyy...  Some really funny entires.  I almost went with HCRoyall, but I remembered that Coors was my beer of choice in college.  Mandingo's "Scarecrow" is very funny, too.  But, I'm giving the slight edge to Externalization's "Pissing Contest".  Good job, mang!

 

Congrats Externalization!

A very big thankyou to everyone that entered, there were some great strips in there and it's a pity that I don't have the time to give everyone a prize.

Also, thanks to RCLG for judging!

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

RandomComicLayoutGuy

 

I'm sorry

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xx( o Y o. )xx

xxausrottenxx

 

I'm sorry

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It was cheap and I was poor

RandomComicLayoutGuy

 

I'm sorry

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It was cheap and I was poor

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I would rather not drink than drink Coors simply because it was all I could afford.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Much thanks to Injokester, RandomComicLayoutGuy, and Jesus Christ for making all of this possible. Now to figure out what I want for a prize...

Is anyone interested in another stick figure contest, or was this just a one-shot deal?

The prize was a one shot for now since I've got a big project on the go at work that's taking up a lot of my time, but I'll be free again in about a month.

Feel free to make another comp though, or if you like you can run a comp in a month using whatever you choose for your prize and I'll offer the same to the winner of that contest.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.