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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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I like going to the local Video Stores and looking at the games in their discount bins. Every so often I find a nugget of gold for the price of a soda, but most of the games in the discount bin are there for a reason.

The rules of this contest are relatively simple. Make it involve videogames in some way. I can be about videogames, about stupid viseogame premises, about the stupidity of some people who play videogames, etc.

Bonus points if your comic makes reference to Jack Thompson (the lawyer who's been trying to sue videogame manufacterers every time some emo kid decides to stop cutting himself and kill other people instead) and make it humorous.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

6-28-07 3:29pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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6-28-07 3:47pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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cc360: Battlezone, when you're winning by mandingo
6-28-07

funny is sooooo 1998. from now on i only write impressionist comics

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what if nigger meant kite

6-28-07 5:21pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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cc360: Brad's been known to play The Sims for days straight by mandingo
6-28-07
i love you, Brad. i've always loved you. and you love me too, i can feel it. we can't fight it anymore.
oh, mandingo, how i've longed to hear those words. i do love you. take me, my swarthy nigger sayer. take me

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what if nigger meant kite

6-28-07 5:39pm (new)
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RedfeatheR
Part of it all, just like you.

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1Up, 1Down by RedfeatheR
10-06-06
Hey, it's my turn man. You're doing nothing but wasting all my lives.
What?
Nevermind. It's not my lives you're wasting

Meggs III by RedfeatheR
4-05-04
.....no......
NONO!!!NONONO!!!!!! SONOFABITCH!!!
I was so close!!! The Notorious Monster Jack Rabbit only comes every so often!!! If only I was my Level 30 Red Mage!!!!
IF ONLY I HAD WRITTEN MY MACROS CORRECTLY I WOULDN'T HAVE TO KEPT HEALING THAT DAMN RABBIT!!!!! AAAgaggAGAGrh!!!!
You're fucking kidding me right?

6-28-07 6:22pm (new)
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ojcme
King Faggot

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I tried my best to minimize the dialogue. I hope this is funny.

 

The Life and Times of a Videogamer(CC360) by ojcme
6-28-07
Hey, you want to have hot sex?
No, I'm too busy leveling up my night elf.

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Hooray for catharsis!

6-28-07 8:38pm (new)
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AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

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6-28-07 10:37pm (new)
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cyranodeventura
Stripcreator Newbie

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I apologize in advance, I think I could have done better.

cc360: From the Makers of Crash Bandicoot... by cyranodeventura
6-29-07
Do you ever have the feeling we may be trapped inside a video game?
No. Why would you think that?
Well, I have never done anything really spontaneous...movement wise, same motions for everything. Plus how often do we get attacked here by our ridiculous nemesis-
Woh, I would not call JuuJuu ridiculous, he killed like twenty eight of us yesterday at the box factory.
Meanwhile at Evil Robot Box Factory 12...
G'day mate, time ta die!
Crap, it's that stupid anthropomorphic kangaroo again.

 

CC360: Jack Thompson's Wile E. Coyote Plan #22 by cyranodeventura
6-29-07
Mr. Thompson, everything is going according to plan, video games are to be banned, under penalty of death!
Good, good, soon with gaming skills withered there will be no one to stand in the way of you my green knight...
or my alien allies...and Klaktor the Dragon King.
Oh, how I pity a world unable to stop my black AND white ninjas!

 

CC360: Ask Eric. by cyranodeventura
6-29-07
Would you believe that they say video games and TV make children inherently violent.
Don't know, I certainly hear people say it enough.
I think it's the other way around, violent kids hunt out TV and violent video games.
True, I watched Perfect Strangers and played Tomb Raider, so I'm obsessed with foreigners and archeology. What do you think Eric?
Whatever man, I gotta get back to Destroy All Humans, left it on pause at my place.
My cat!

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Many Bothans died to bring you this information

6-29-07 2:01am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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6-29-07 9:19am (new)
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ojcme
King Faggot

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I decided to make another one for this competition.

The Life and Times of a Videogamer(CC360) Take Two by ojcme
6-29-07
Hey, you want to have hot sex?

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Hooray for catharsis!

6-29-07 10:38am (new)
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TheGovernor
Talentless Hack

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Realtendo by TheGovernor
7-01-07
World 1, Level 1
Okaya Princess, I've fixeda your toilet, thatsa three hundred dollars fora parts and a labour.
Thank you Mario!
Damn I forgot the 'ask for a cup of tea' bonus and didn't do the secret snoop around her lingerie drawer while she's out.

7-01-07 5:06am (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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7-02-07 2:27pm (new)
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The_young_scot
Makes out like a Lesbian

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Some old un's

Videogames are bad mmm'kay?
Hi there, i'm Jack Tompson. Videogames are EVIL. Its a proven fact that if you even look at a videogame, your very SOUL is corrupted.
Its a well documented fact that Hitler actually traveled to the future and played GTA's "Hot Coffee" which warped his mind. If you don't believe me you can go fuck yourself. I'm a lawyer you see.
  by The_young_scot, 10-22-05 

If you played Mario You'll get this.... by The_young_scot
10-19-05

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

7-03-07 6:27am (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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Video Games and You by LuckyGuess
7-03-07
This is Billy. Hello, Billy.
Hello, everyone!
SACRAFICE MEEEEEEEEE
Billy likes to play video games, but only when they're very violent.
Gee golly, I hope that man I tazered stays stunned long enough to hit in the face with this subway sign.
I am an officer of the law! FUCK YOU!
But little does Billy know that video games are evil soul corrupting tools of Satan, like colored people, or not washing your hands before supper.
That doesn't sound like the video games I'd play!
But it is, Billy! Let me show you.

Video Games and You by LuckyGuess
7-03-07
Mr. TV? You can talk?
I could always talk, Billy. You just weren't listening.
With all the blood and gore and demonic spellcasting, you seem to have forgotten what a good friend I can be.
Like that time I was watching HBO late at night?
Yes, Billy. Just like that.

Video Games and You by LuckyGuess
7-03-07
But Mr. TV, when I play video games I see and experience the same things I see on television, but actually apply logic and reasoning to problems in order to achieve a goal.
You don't get to talk anymore.

Video Games and You by LuckyGuess
7-03-07
Billy, let me show you your friends on teamspeak.
Wow, GenrlPunAnyBaNany! I never thought I'd see you in real life!
He'll never respond, Billy. Years of furious masturbation and a steady diet of hot pockets and tang have all but killed his social skills.
Genrl?
He'll only ever get up if he hears the ding of the microwave.
A ding?
HOT POCKET?!

Video Games and You by LuckyGuess
7-03-07
Wow, what a sad piece of crap.
That's right, Billy. Now I want you to take a long look outside.
See, Billy? That sunlight is very good for your skin!
IT BURNS AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Billy?

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

7-03-07 3:04pm (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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Video Games and You by LuckyGuess
7-03-07
This is Jilly. Hello, Jilly.
Hello, everyone!
Jilly likes to play video games, but only when they're a Japanese RPG with sugary anime-style character models.
Oh, Shu. I love you so.
Come on guys! Special attack!
In general we just pretend people like Jilly don't exist.
I wrote a fanfic where we got married, Shu. I want your pixelly dick in me.
We have to save the Dragon Tower!

Video Games and You by LuckyGuess
7-03-07
So he's dead?
Too much Vitamin C intake. He literally melted into a puddle.
Pin it on the parents, and make sure Doom 3 is playing on the console when the police arrive.
By your command, sire.
Retire the Dreamcast, will they? Nobody fucks with Jack Thompson and gets away with it.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

7-03-07 3:05pm (new)
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The_young_scot
Makes out like a Lesbian

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This is AWESOME

 

 

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

7-03-07 5:27pm (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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The_young_scot

TYS wins.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

7-04-07 1:49am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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7-04-07 8:15am (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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These comics are all tied for second place, because they are awesome:

Videogames are bad mmm'kay?
Hi there, i'm Jack Tompson. Videogames are EVIL. Its a proven fact that if you even look at a videogame, your very SOUL is corrupted.
Its a well documented fact that Hitler actually traveled to the future and played GTA's "Hot Coffee" which warped his mind. If you don't believe me you can go fuck yourself. I'm a lawyer you see.
  by The_young_scot, 10-22-05 

CC XBox360: Game, er...
I just found out the US release dates for Guilty Gear Accent Core, King of Fighters XI, and NeoGeo Battle Coliseum! This is the greatest moment of my life!
What life?
  by NeoVid, 7-02-07 

Meggs III by RedfeatheR
4-05-04
.....no......
NONO!!!NONONO!!!!!! SONOFABITCH!!!
I was so close!!! The Notorious Monster Jack Rabbit only comes every so often!!! If only I was my Level 30 Red Mage!!!!
IF ONLY I HAD WRITTEN MY MACROS CORRECTLY I WOULDN'T HAVE TO KEPT HEALING THAT DAMN RABBIT!!!!! AAAgaggAGAGrh!!!!
You're fucking kidding me right?

 

But it's Lucky and his "Videogames and You" series that gets the win, particularly this comic:

Video Games and You by LuckyGuess
7-03-07
This is Jilly. Hello, Jilly.
Hello, everyone!
Jilly likes to play video games, but only when they're a Japanese RPG with sugary anime-style character models.
Oh, Shu. I love you so.
Come on guys! Special attack!
In general we just pretend people like Jilly don't exist.
I wrote a fanfic where we got married, Shu. I want your pixelly dick in me.
We have to save the Dragon Tower!

 

Hooray Lucky! 

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

7-04-07 11:52am (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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I'd like to thank years of furious masturbation and a steady diet of hot pockets and tang for this. You mah bois.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

7-04-07 3:52pm (new)
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maxyaxey
Stripcreator Newbie

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why is so many comics

 

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emil sheppard

7-06-07 9:36am (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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maxyaxeyi don't know but when is so many comics?december 22, 2012

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what if nigger meant kite

7-06-07 1:30pm (new)
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RedfeatheR
Part of it all, just like you.

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mandingoi don't know but when is so many comics?december 22, 2012


The end of the world I take it

7-06-07 1:41pm (new)
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Intoxicatious
Stripcreator Newbie

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7-08-07 7:00pm (new)
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