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LuckyGuess
hm

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If there's anything more ridiculous than people wearing mass produced shirts that all say the same thing in a half-assed attempt to be different, it's the radiant genius surrounding the corporate offices were the ideas to produce and market are born. So your mission, should the care be high and the time right, is to make comic(s) regarding any of the following-

-mass produced 'cool' clothing

-emo kids

-emo kids wearing mass produced cool clothing

-buying clothing with emo kids

-other aspects of this that I can't figure out because I'm not clever

No old entries, I love sets so bonus points for good ones.

Go, as it were.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

7-06-07 5:25pm (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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So the theme's "snobbery", basically.

7-07-07 2:03am (new)
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AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

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since the topic of this CC hits so close to home with me, i figured i'd just make it one big shameless plug for my shirts. kinda like product placement in movies minus the big money, the movie, stars to hold said product, etc. etc.

please consider this as the only time i'll probably plug my horribly tasteless, yet totally original products on this website. probably.

 
The Perils of Small Business Ownership Pt.1 by AngryAmerican
7-07-07
Hi Angry, its a pleasure to finally meet you.
Um...yeah. Why are we meeting in the basement?
Well let's just say that this is an informal meeting. You know, kind of testing the waters.
But you claim to represent a major clothing retailer that's interested in buying my shirt company. Shouldn't you have an office?
I should Angry, I really should.

 

The Perils of Small Business Ownership Pt.2 by AngryAmerican
7-07-07
So anyway, we're really pumped about your line of shirts. They're edgy and offensive and undeniably unique.
Yup. That's what i had in mind. But enough suckling of my O-ring. I know you like em or we wouldn't be having this meeting. In a basement.
Right you are! Well we kind of hoped you'd be willing to tone them down a bit. Maybe make them a tad more....mainstream.
What did you just say to me?
Um...mainstream?
If you think I'll sacrifice my integrity for some soulless corporation to exploit, then you are seriously mistaken.

stunning finale
Did I mention that we're prepared to pay you 3.5 million dollars for your company?
Is "I'm With Stupid" mainstream enough for ya?
  by AngryAmerican, 7-07-07 

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Kill Whitey.

7-07-07 2:19am (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
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CC361 - Drinks lots and lots of IRN BRU by kramer_vs_kramer
7-07-07
Ha! Look at this sheep in his Hot Topic t-shirt! You're such a sheep, you should be an individual like us.
Yeah!
Fucking conformist!

7-07-07 5:08am (new)
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AccentuateNegative
Your Gay

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Ubiquity by AccentuateNegative
10-07-03
Oh god--what's with your new look?
Just trying something different.
So you dyed your hair like mine, and you started wearing nihlistic t-shirts like me?
Yes.
Why?
How else am I going to fit in unless I look independent?

 

Ah, the good old days.

7-07-07 2:51pm (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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kramer_vs_kramer

Yes. Yes it is.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

7-07-07 7:58pm (new)
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Xuanwu
The Professor

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CC 361. Emo Glow by Xuanwu
7-08-07
Behold! I now possess the t-shirt of the future! The ultimate statement of individuality!
Um...what happened to your body?
The shirt produces a glow - to reflect the light of my soul - by converting my flesh into photons.
You might not want to wear that for very long. You don't look so good.
Oh, sure. I should take advice on self-expression from Mr. "Comics own my soul so much I tattooed my face."
I liked Watchmen before they were cool.

7-08-07 1:14am (new)
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boloboffin
putting the whee in ennui

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Cubiclesque Capades by boloboffin
7-08-07
As assistant manager of the Target T-Shirt Design Department, I'm happy to welcome to the staff, Ted!
Thanks, Chuck. Glad to be here.
I wasn't able to check your application. What was your relevant work history?
Oh, I traveled the country doing interior design for new Appleby's franchises.
Sweet Jesus. You're a ringer.
So, does your office have a window, Chuckie boy?

Cubiclesque Capades by boloboffin
7-08-07
So, Sanderson, what about that new guy, huh? Crap ideas, right?
I'll say. Warhol print tees with durable barcodes that give weekly discounts on Campbell's products?
Crazy, isn't it? That rookie better settle down before he gets shitcanned.
Are you kidding? That guy's going to make Target a fortune!
  !  

Cubiclesque Capades by boloboffin
7-08-07
My new idea? Well, don't tell anyone, but I'm working on a Burma Shave series.
Get this. The gimmick is they have to buy five different T-shirts and wear them consecutively to complete the message.
*snicker*

Cubiclesque Capades by boloboffin
7-08-07
Burma Shave! Five T-shirts on each sale. It's brilliant!
It's craptacular, Chuck. Our primary demographic has never heard of Burma Shave.
But it's retro...
And besides, they wouldn't put down the bong long enough to figure out which friggin shirt to wear next. Forget it.
I kinda ordered 5000 sets for each Target already.
Fired.

Cubiclesque Capades by boloboffin
7-08-07
Jesus Christ, Willy! I gave the best years of my LIFE to that department!
Willy dinks dat's a damn shame, Mr. Mulhooney.
Who drove up to Matt Groening's house with a dumptruck full of money? Who held Trey Parker's head up out of the toilet so he could sign the contract?
Willy dinks you did, Mr. Mulhooney.
Who vacationed at Kuala Lumpur and brought back the first tribal tattoo on his ass? ME -- ME -- CHUCK FUCKING MULHOONEY!
Willy dinks Willy gon hafta kick yo ass for dat'un.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

7-08-07 3:46am (new)
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faggot
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Hey, just whipped this sucker up

CC 361: Individual, just like everyone else by faggot
7-08-07
Heh-heh. My "horn broken, watch for finger" bumper sticker is sure to shock and offend everybody who might be driving behind me.
Haha! This clever and witty "horn broken, watch for finger" bumper sticker expresses my unique wit and impeccable sense of humor on the back of my car.
Hey, look at that guy's bumper sticker!
So, stealing my ideas, eh ASSHOLE?

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asssss

7-08-07 4:19am (new)
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ojcme
King Faggot

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For CC361: Hawt Topics by ojcme
7-08-07
Oh fuck, here comes another of those hot topic fat goth chicks.
It's cool, check this out...
Hey, you! Fat chick! You know why I enjoy you kids who have their favorite bands on their shirts?
Why?
It makes it easier to humiliate and insult them, thus working on your insecurities and potenially getting me in bed with you, freak.
Okay.

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Hooray for catharsis!

7-08-07 10:51am (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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cc361: sheepy sheepy by mandingo
7-08-07
bahhh
bah
bahhhh
bahhhhhhhhhh
they don't seem to be producing nearly as much wool as we hoped. maybe we screwed up and abducted the wrong thing again
at least this time we didn't have to sheer any Baldwins

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what if nigger meant kite

7-08-07 12:57pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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cc361: a different shade of sheep... ya ya ya ya by mandingo
7-08-07
sensei, i want to go to my school's dance but i'm afraid it'll turn me into one of those stupid popular automatons
you are just as much a sheep for NOT DOING something simply because the herd is as you are for DOING something simply because the herd is
really?
that's why those who eschew something solely because they don't want to be sheep have just unwittingly become one
then why don't you ever wear that Pantera shirt i got you that you like so much?
well, the other monks... there's a certain standard of... IT'S DIFFERENT!

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what if nigger meant kite

7-08-07 1:49pm (new)
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Intoxicatious
Stripcreator Newbie

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7-08-07 6:56pm (new)
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boloboffin
putting the whee in ennui

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Your Wildest Dreams of Tie-In Bankroll Come True by boloboffin
7-08-07
Sweet! A VOTE FOR PEDRO T-shirt.
I cannot BELIEVE they are still milking Napoleon Dynamite like this.
What's wrong with VOTE FOR PEDRO T-shirts?
Wouldn't you honor the film more by buying a blank t-shirt and ironing the letters on yourself?
But this one comes with a mini Tina.
*sigh*

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

7-08-07 7:06pm (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
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CC361 - They don't come in my size anyway by kramer_vs_kramer
7-09-07
Hey, nice t-shirt! What does it say?
It says "Jesus loves you - everyone else thinks you're a festering puddle of dog cum"
Radical!
I feel it shows my sociopathic side, and how angry I am with society today. Man, I am pissed!
Anyway, on to business. Why do you want to work for the Samaritans?

7-09-07 3:19pm (new)
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Xuanwu
The Professor

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Mutton Shops 1 by Xuanwu
7-09-07
Let me ring up your purchase. Oh! You qualify for a special promotion.
Yay! I hope I get another slogan covered t-shirt free!
According to the computer, it says you get... to die.
What?! What kind of sucky promotion is that?! I'm never shopping here again!
You got that right.

 

Mutton Shops 2 by Xuanwu
7-09-07
Drew! Store clerks across the country have been killing our customers! And it's because of a "special promotion" that YOU started!
But you said they were "Sheep to the slaughter."
No! Our competitors are "lambs for the slaughter." Our customers are "sheep for the fleecing." We can't fleece dead sheep!
Oh.
Want some haggis? Made fresh today.

7-09-07 7:16pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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7-10-07 10:36am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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7-10-07 11:48am (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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CC361: Hott Topixx Undawears. by UnknownEric
7-10-07
Welcome to E-Ville Designs. Can I help you?
Yeah. T-shirts with rude slogans are so last year. Do you have any other types of obscene clothing.
Of course! In fact, I'm currently wearing underpants with the slogan, "If You Can Read It, You Better Be Sucking My Cock."
I'll take twelve!

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I has a flavor!

7-10-07 1:10pm (new)
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DrMorton
Bwaaaaak!

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7-11-07 3:00pm (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
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You can probably already get those.

7-12-07 9:15am (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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Okay, looks like we're judging this bitch, which had some great entries.

Honorable Mention

Xuanwu's Mutton Shops set

Bolo's Your Wildest Dreams

Ojmce

Faggot's Individual

AN's Ubiquity

Every comic Mandingo and kramer_vs_kramer wrote

Winner!

CC 361. Emo Glow by Xuanwu
7-08-07
Behold! I now possess the t-shirt of the future! The ultimate statement of individuality!
Um...what happened to your body?
The shirt produces a glow - to reflect the light of my soul - by converting my flesh into photons.
You might not want to wear that for very long. You don't look so good.
Oh, sure. I should take advice on self-expression from Mr. "Comics own my soul so much I tattooed my face."
I liked Watchmen before they were cool.

Congratulations, Xuanwu. You liked the watchmen before they were cool.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

7-13-07 12:52pm (new)
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Xuanwu
The Professor

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Thanks! I shall think of a new theme soon.

7-14-07 10:01pm (new)
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