But I sure have been gone for a long time.

How in the hell are you?

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

I'm exanimate.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Drunk. Come revive chat with me.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I'M SHOVING PICKLES INTO A JAPANESE PERSON

HELP

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What others say about boorite!

I'M SHOVING JAPANESE INTO A PICKLED PERSON

HELP

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Poop.

I'M "PICKLES"

HELP

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Whats the difference between plums and disembodied japanese heads?

I didnt spend last night pickling and canning plums.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Ewwwww

You're getting better?

I'm not dead either, though a few IRC regulars would know that.

Came back on a whim the other night and made some strips. Still hanging about.

Anything exciting happen while I was away?

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

we formed a religion and set Brad up as the godhead. but in order to deify him, we had to kill him. and in order to kill him, we had to eat him.

are you of The Brad?

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what if nigger meant kite

I took home some Brad in a doggy bag. According to the texts that's okay as long as I formally indoctrinate my bowel movements.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I got a blowjob.

Interesting. So how would you rate Boorite's technique?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Zaster

Interesting. So how would you rate Boorite's technique?

 Dangerous

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Poo perhaps?

He'd better say awesome or I'm biting next time.

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What others say about boorite!

When boorite draws blood it's just to show that he's in charge.

BigFrank105there's a bloody discharge joke in there somewhere

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what if nigger meant kite

It burns when I pee.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

That's just the zombie virus, doing it's job.

I went to see the Simpsons movie and got diarrhea.

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I has a flavor!

Was it the spiderpig?

it was probably the indian food. (beef jerky squishy)

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what if nigger meant kite

I've not really been gone for a long time.

Although I am dead.

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Dad was flammable

dead sexy

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what if nigger meant kite