For this Finish-The-Comic Contest, your mission is to recreate a Family Circus cartoon in the first panel, dialogue and all, and then add a second panel (or more) to show what's really going on in that horrific household. Here are one to get the idea with:
[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 6/19/07']
If you don't put the date of the original in the title like me, you can add it to the message. You can find about three weeks back (and assorted ones from older decades) at http://www.familycircus.com
Have fun! I'd say new ones only, but, hell, bring them on.
You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker