I want you to take this panel and make something else out of it. It can be one, two, or three panels, but the background and characters of the first panel can't be changed except for pose and you must have the doctor's line of dialogue. Have fun and make me laugh. Or else.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 117 template']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 117: Public Education']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 117: Sex with Jesus']

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"Old" is the old new.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 117 - More where that came from']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 117: poop?']

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I dumb :D

[Click to view comic: 'FCC: Some Good Sh!t']

I couldn't stop laughing at Public Education. Nice work, Scyess!

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Fear not! For I have nachos!

Tough to compete with a hamster, but...

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 117: Why we have a substitute teacher from now on'] 

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

[Click to view comic: 'Sale Of The Century [FTC #117]']

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Fear not! For I have nachos!

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 117: Weird Kid']

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slimjims+ mountain dew game fuel= match made in heaven.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 117: Probably true']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #117: Tough Love']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

niteowl

That ought to be the winner. 

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troelsea at gmail dot com

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #117: Next Is Show And Tell']

The fourth panel contains a scene of unbelievable carnage wherein the slighted youth massacres his entire class and frames his father.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 117. The Truth is Neuter-al']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC: 117 Permanently Banned From The Arcade']

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

Hatrix and niteowl got me laughing, but nothing could beat this one.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 117: Sex with Jesus']

Scyess wins!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.