I want you to take this panel and make something else out of it. It can be one, two, or three panels, but the background and characters of the first panel can't be changed except for pose and you must have the doctor's line of dialogue. Have fun and make me laugh. Or else.

FTC 117 template

Who can tell me what hideous diseases infect this horrible sexual deviant, class?

by HCRoyall, 9-11-07

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

FTC 117: Public Education by Scyess 9-11-07

Who can tell me what hideous diseases infect this horrible sexual deviant, class? No one? Sally McAlgot can. "No I canNOT!" Well, you'll be able to in a few weeks. Class dismissed!

FTC 117: Sex with Jesus by Scyess 9-11-07

Who can tell me what hideous diseases infect this horrible sexual deviant, class? "Hellfire!" "Damnation!" "Eternity with the devil!" "Constant burning!" "Judgement Day!" "Pits of flaming brimstone!" "Purgatory!" Man... I hate doing these things at Sunday School. Actually, whoever said "constant burning" was dead-on.

FTC 117: The Best Things in Life by Scyess 9-11-07

Who can tell me what hideous diseases infect this horrible sexual deviant, class? No one wants to field a guess? C'mon! Who says gonnorhea? Siphylus? AIDS? Genital warts? Herpes? Lots to choose from! Give it a try! The first one to guess one gets a lolipop! This is the last time I get tested at a free clinc.

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"Old" is the old new.

FTC 117 - More where that came from by lukket 9-11-07

Who can tell me what hideous diseases infect this horrible sexual deviant, class? Dave? So Dave, you don't know, but it hurts when you pee too? Sorry. Couldn't help it.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

FTC 117: poop? by flipynif1 9-11-07

Who can tell me what hideous diseases infect this horrible sexual deviant, class? Anyone? How about now?

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I dumb :D

FCC: Some Good Sh!t by Milez72 9-13-07

Who can tell me what hideous diseases infect this horrible sexual deviant, class? Wait a second...what have you been on boy? I know the problem! What is it? It's like my intestines are clawing to get out! Don't worry children, got the litle kitty. How'd you get it all the way up there anyway? I think it chased the hamster...

I couldn't stop laughing at Public Education. Nice work, Scyess!

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Fear not! For I have nachos!

Tough to compete with a hamster, but...

FTC 117: Why we have a substitute teacher from now on by themushroom 9-13-07

Who can tell me what hideous diseases infect this horrible sexual deviant, class? C'mon, wasn't anyone taking notes last week when I told you about my trip to the urologist? Anyone?

 

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Sale Of The Century [FTC #117] by Milez72 9-14-07

Who can tell me what hideous diseases infect this horrible sexual deviant, class? [BZZZ] "I'll go with AIDS and a mixture of SARS and Bird Flu." Correct. Johnny is now in the lead with 500 points. Early on the buzzer there Johnny, nice work. Back to the questions.

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Fear not! For I have nachos!

FTC 117: Weird Kid by wasteofbandwidth 9-14-07

Who can tell me what hideous diseases infect this horrible sexual deviant, class? Timmy: Um, none? Correct! But only because this kid screwed a taco. I mean he jammed it right in there! Frick.

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slimjims+ mountain dew game fuel= match made in heaven.

FTC 117: Probably true by lukket 9-15-07

Who can tell me what hideous diseases infect this horrible sexual deviant, class? I have diseases? No not yet. Not yet? You'll get them when we establish what diseases infect you. That's how we treat sexual deviants around here. Sweet home Alabama my arse.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

FTC #117: Tough Love by niteowl 9-15-07

Who can tell me what hideous diseases infect this horrible sexual deviant, class? I'm kidding. Our good friend Timmy is up here because he didn't bother to study for our last test and got a D minus. Take your seat, you little worm. Susie, you're up next. I'm going to go change into my Grim Reaper costume and then we'll share YOUR grade with the rest of the class!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

niteowl

That ought to be the winner. 

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troelsea at gmail dot com

FTC #117: Next Is Show And Tell by Hatrix 9-15-07

Who can tell me what hideous diseases infect this horrible sexual deviant, class? AAA HA HA HA HA HAH hha ha ha hHA HA HA HA HA HA loser!! ha ha ha HA HA HA HAHAAHA HA ha ha hah HA HA AH AHA HA HA h aha h a hah ha!!!! It's ok if you don't know the medical terms, just shout it out! oh god. HA ha HA ha hahahaha dick In mouth disease! ah ahahaha he he he he He's got COOTIES! hehehehehe ha he HA he's got a gaping anus! AHA haaaa!!!! We play this game at the clinic all the time! Right son? Next 'Career Day' I'm bringing mom.

The fourth panel contains a scene of unbelievable carnage wherein the slighted youth massacres his entire class and frames his father.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

FTC 117. The Truth is Neuter-al by Xuanwu 9-16-07

Who can tell me what hideous diseases infect this horrible sexual deviant, class? Having a close-minded doctor who enjoys the suffering of others? Thanks for volunteering to be part of the castration demo!

FTC: 117 Permanently Banned From The Arcade by Hatrix 9-17-07

Who can tell me what hideous diseases infect this horrible sexual deviant, class? Is it PAC MAN Fever? YES! But why'd you call him a sexual deviant? Because he only plays with the joystick up his ass. Love that rumble pack.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

Hatrix and niteowl got me laughing, but nothing could beat this one.

FTC 117: Sex with Jesus by Scyess 9-11-07

Who can tell me what hideous diseases infect this horrible sexual deviant, class? "Hellfire!" "Damnation!" "Eternity with the devil!" "Constant burning!" "Judgement Day!" "Pits of flaming brimstone!" "Purgatory!" Man... I hate doing these things at Sunday School. Actually, whoever said "constant burning" was dead-on.

Scyess wins!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.