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Red got the iPhone II by RedfeatheR 9-05-07

Welcome to the club!!! How did it feel spending $648 with tax, huh? I dunno. I just waited 2 months and got it for $399 Jim? You dropped your iPhone Jim

His (or mine whatever you want to call it)

Bob and tucker 10 by zainilator 10-10-07

Guess what Tucker!!! I got the Iphone!!! Welcome to the club!!! How did it feel like spending $600? Well... actually I waited 2 months and got it for $399... Tucker? Tucker? Are you alive? You just dropped your iphone...

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Another example of one we all know and love --

CC 57: You've got cancer! by wirthling 8-27-01

Welcome! ??? You've got mail! What the hell?! I don't remember signing up for AOL! You don't have AOL. You have a malignant brain tumor that is causing you to hallucinate that your PC is talking to you. Whew! That would have sucked if I had AOL!

Youve got mail by zainilator 10-05-07

You've got Mail!! What?? I don't remember signing up for AOL!!! You don't have AOL. You have a brain disease that is causing you to hallucinate that your PC is talking to you... Wow! That would have sucked if I had AOL!!!

 

I'm all about homage’s, but blatant rip-offs make my dick hard. I would like this feeling but it's been hard a little too long and it hurts.

Also I would've loved these to be bring something new to the table but they didn't. Otherwise I would've commented and said "I LIKE!!!"

-- red

 

Not only that, but looking over his comics reveals that he redoes the same plagiarized comics over and over again. There are at least three instances each where he's plagiarized the iphone comic and You've Got Cancer over and over again.

He's also stolen this one by kaufman:

The Cable Guy by kaufman 6-17-05

A new superhero has arrived. Help! Help! My boy's lying at the bottom of the pool! Fear not, poor damsel. Although I am just a cable repair man, I will be able to dive in and rescue your son. Comcast has trained me in CPR, so I will be able to keep the boy alive until the paramedics can arrive. Now what I'll need is for him to stay at the bottom of the pool, and I'll come and rescue him sometime between 10 AM and 4:30 PM on Friday.

Here's the copy:

The new superhero by zainilator 10-08-07

A new superhero has arrived! Help!! My son is drowning in the pool! Have no fear! Although I'm just a plumber, I can dive in and save your son! My company has trained me in CPR and I will be able to save your son!!! Now I just need for him to stay there until Friday so I can pick him up between 10 and 4...

 

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

What a total ripping-people-off guy.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

If he posted the comics multiple times, is it possible that he was TRYING to get your attention?

 

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Possible, but I don't think so. He improved his grammar and changed the text a little bit with each one, as if he was trying to keep anyone from realizing he had copied the comic.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I bet you some huge comic mogul guy is going to come to the site and see his comics (or should I say everyone else's comics, LOL!) and how funny they are (even though they aren't his!!) and offer him like 100 million dollars to write comics.

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Poop.

Y'know what gets my goat?  None of these ripoff artists ever rip ME off!  I want to be shamelessly stolen from, goddamnit!

Oh no, wait.  A blow job.  I want a blow job.  Disregard the first paragraph.

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I has a flavor!

Nobody ever plagerizes my comics either, which I find both personally offensive and demoralizing.

I do find these comparisons between original comics and rip-offs of them highly enjoyable.  Please post more of them for me to enjoy.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Mario's story by zainilator 10-11-07

Oh no? It's Boo! Give me a hug Mario!!!

this one is funny I don't care who it is stolen from.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

dcomposedIt sure is.

If you're 11 years old.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.