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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

The x-ray goggles were awesome, but the resulting cancer and chemotherapy were not.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Even 'Max Headroom' gets old.

For those who like their porn in 3D! Comes complete with USB and DB-9 serial connectors for the 0ldSk00l g33ks.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Cre8tive13

He sure does

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

what priests look like in 24th century San Francisco

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what if nigger meant kite

No matter what ridiculous item George put on his face, he still could not divert attention away from his balding skull...

MIT develops the first 100% effective birth control for men.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Even in virtual reality, he couldn't get laid.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Brian Eno did not age gracefully.

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I has a flavor!

I have an eerie feeling I've just seen my own epitaph.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Josh's biggest dream was to be able to play "The Sims" while walking around his hometown. Josh was a sad sack.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

"Hello, Alton Brown. I'm you...from the future!"

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

Cyclops always did wonder why the rest of the X-men laughed at him as he got older, this new costume would set things straight!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

should have gone to specsavers

He should have let his mom dress him today. She should have never let him dress himself.

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I looked at two peeled bananas and realized what they really were. They were Weiners!