The bad things about runescape:

1. Even though you can't swear, people do. In a shorter: sentence Their security SUCKS!!!!!!!!

2. People play this game all day long rotting there brains. In a shorter sentence: They brainwash you.

3. Their staff hacks people's accounts. How? They can make bugs with the game's code. In a shorter sentence: Jagex just lets anyone join.

4. Everything about Runescape.

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Stop all this fighting!.....Use guns!!!

FUCK SHIT BALLS COCK NIGGERTITS

I'm sorry, what were you saying?

Okay, now that I have a clear head, allow me to attack each one of those points personally because I am SICK and TIRED of your pointless BITCHING on this site!

1. Runescape was pretty much made for those under the age of 13, hence Jagex babying the hell out of the game. If you think their gay little swear filter is flawed, than your entire fucking brain is flawed. If you can't deal with people saying things like 'ph u k you' or 'u r gh4y' then get the fuck off the internet. Seriously. Boo hoo, you can't Ehandle a couple dirty words. Man up, grow a pair of testicles, and go back to leveling up your fucking cooking skill.

2. Oh, people play Runescape all day?! I had no idea that MMORPG's could be so addictive! We need to stop this! Surely this is only Runescape's problem. The people who play real MMORPG's like Warcraft, Starcraft, Ultima Online, Everquest, and Guild Wars are normal healthy individuals who play sparingly. Are you retarded? Fuck, I'm willing to bet that you're one of these 'brainwashed' people that you speak of, and that you're so upset because someone scammed you out of a rune long sword you decided to come here to bitch to us about it. People get addicted to these games. How many stories have you heard about WoW obsessed Asian kids who light their classmates on fire or jump out the windows of their parents apartment just because their character got killed? Maybe you should follow their lead.

3. This one pissed me off the most. 'Jagex lets anyone join'. WHAT THE FUCK!? IT'S A GOD DAMNED MMORPG!!! What are you expecting them to do?! Discriminate against Mexicans? And that is such total fucking bullshit that they 'hack accounts' as you say. What happened, cry baby? Let me fucking guess, someone killed you and stole all your precious armor, meaning that it's the GAME CREATORS' FUCKING FAULT THAT YOU LOST IT. 'Oh my God! Jagex put some javascript in my character and it bugged out when it pinged and I lost all my gold'! Who the fuck goes blaming the games creators? Christ, you're probably 10 years old if you think that's a legit excuse! That'd be like me blaming Radioshack for my herpes! In short, IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE YOU FAGHAT.

4. THEN DON'T FUCKING COMPLAIN ABOUT HERE YOU ASS CLOWN.

/endrant

It's true. This one time, they brainwashed me into thwarting a political uprising in Nicaragua at the behest of some corrupt General on the take from the cartels. I couldn't remember a thing afterwards... that is, until the nightmares started. If you value your sanity, stay away from Runescape.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

well, that totally blows your cover as an 11 yr. old boy. fuckbag.

no one that age expresses themself that coherently.

 you're outed. fuckstick.

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Kill Whitey.

Does EVERYONE HATE ME?!?

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Stop all this fighting!.....Use guns!!!

yes

i don't hate you. you're a semi amusing troll.

i just think its funny that you stated on your profile that "i'm an 11 yr old boy who likes heavy metal" when you're obviously not.

i've never seen an 11 yr old write as succinctly and as grammatically correct as you. 

maybe you're just a misunderstood boy-wonder, right?

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Kill Whitey.

Yeah, Eggsbro... and Misunderstood Batman has been searching everywhere for you. Get off the damn internet and check your answering machine.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

What kind of 'heavy metal' does an 11 year old listen to? Gwen Stefani?

BigFrank105

Kidz Bop: Slayer Edition

Here's a story

about a guy named something

he was a user on a website on the net

he made lots of posts

about nothing

and then he got his ears and tear ducts gangraped by Mexicans angry about being denied runescape membership.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

BigFrank105

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

That devil music has rotted his brain!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

BigFrank105

slayer,disturbed,korn,metallica, ect.

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Stop all this fighting!.....Use guns!!!

eggzbroperson

slayer,disturbed,korn,metallica, ect.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall

slayer,disturbed,korn,metallica, ect.

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eggzbroperson

slayer,disturbed,korn,metallica, ect.

dewd u guise i wuz totally playin gitar hero 'n i herd all dis awsum metal n now im totally a metulhead fall out boy = metul rite?

Also, disturbed and korn are nu-metal, so technically, they're not metal

Slayer is pretty fuckin' metal. And so was Metallica.

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FinnNYC"Was" is the key word there. That being said, I refuse to believe that any band that gets played on the top 40 stations around where I live is metal.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

You have mined 1 coal ore.

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Poop.

You were unable to mine anything.

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Poop.

You were unable to mine anything.

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Poop.

You were unable to mine anything.

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Poop.