Although I pesonally think ZMannZilla should've taken the last comic contest, I'm going to take the heavy burden of responsibility on my shoulders.  Here's the template:

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

Add any dialog you want... add any character you want on the right side of the 2nd panel, and add any 3rd panel you want, if you want.  The background, the ninja, and the Zap must stay the same for the first two panels.

Bonus points* to anyone who uses one or more of the words:  existentialism, solipsism, Friedrich Nietze, or rhinocerous.

Have at it.  Judging whenever I'm bored enough to judge it.**

*Bonus points, as usual, get you nothing.

**If there aren't enough entries, I reserve the right to change the template.

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"Old" is the old new.

[Click to view comic: 'Nietzsche Ninja']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 126: Memories of the Solipsistic Wars']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 126: Jedi Mind Trick']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 126: Ninja Wishes']

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 126: The Dark Knight Returns?']

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

[Click to view comic: 'The Problem With Identity-Concealment (FTC 126)']

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

[Click to view comic: 'Egoism is the very essence of a noble soul.']

That's what I'm supposed to do.  But it's too much damned effort.  I'm instead going to just announce the funniest comic:

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 126: Jedi Mind Trick']

and let deathtoradio take it away!  Hopefully creating a better FTC than this one.

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"Old" is the old new.