Although I pesonally think ZMannZilla should've taken the last comic contest, I'm going to take the heavy burden of responsibility on my shoulders.  Here's the template:

Add any dialog you want... add any character you want on the right side of the 2nd panel, and add any 3rd panel you want, if you want.  The background, the ninja, and the Zap must stay the same for the first two panels.

Bonus points* to anyone who uses one or more of the words:  existentialism, solipsism, Friedrich Nietze, or rhinocerous.

Have at it.  Judging whenever I'm bored enough to judge it.**

*Bonus points, as usual, get you nothing.

**If there aren't enough entries, I reserve the right to change the template.

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"Old" is the old new.

Nietzsche Ninja by RedfeatheR 1-26-08

Motherfu... Dammit! I knew that filling the "Nietzsche Niche" would do nothing but sap our resources! Oh, and I suppose you knew it would happen in a German accent too, right Paul?

FTC 126: Memories of the Solipsistic Wars by DrMorton 1-26-08

Damn! So the boss WAS right! Mr. C, the rhinoceros was indeed another inflatable decoy created by your arch nemesis Nietzsche. It exploded when I poked it. Curse you, Nietzsche! By Jove, I swear I´ll get him this time! If only my father had lived to see it!

FTC 126: Jedi Mind Trick by deathtoradio 1-28-08

I just vaporized someone with my fucking mind! Frickin' sweet! Oh, hey, what's up boss? I just saw what you did. That was amazing! I'm putting you in charge of killing...er, uh...I mean "laying off" people around here. But first I want you to meet my whore of a wife.

FTC 126: Ninja Wishes by kane2742 2-04-08

For freeing me from those filing cabinets, you can have three wishes. I'm a motherfuckin' ninja! What more could I wish for?

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

FTC 126: The Dark Knight Returns? by Shaneo39 1-28-08

Lets go Robin.

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

The Problem With Identity-Concealment (FTC 126) by theburninator 2-09-08

Huh? Oh snap! It's my future self come to warn me of the error of my ways! Uh... yeah, totally. I'm you... from... 2045... I've come to tell you that... uh... aw, fuck this. The Knights of the Temple of Neitzche reign supreme! Taste my steel, filthy Shogun dog! OH FU-- What a dumbass.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

Egoism is the very essence of a noble soul. by crabby 2-09-08

You call yourself a ninja?

That's what I'm supposed to do.  But it's too much damned effort.  I'm instead going to just announce the funniest comic:

FTC 126: Jedi Mind Trick by deathtoradio 1-28-08

I just vaporized someone with my fucking mind! Frickin' sweet! Oh, hey, what's up boss? I just saw what you did. That was amazing! I'm putting you in charge of killing...er, uh...I mean "laying off" people around here. But first I want you to meet my whore of a wife.

and let deathtoradio take it away!  Hopefully creating a better FTC than this one.

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"Old" is the old new.