Standard rules apply: Use a random comic layout with the required dialogue.

Since RCD #13 was the first contest I've ever won and today's Super Bowl Sunday, winning is on my mind. So, the required phrase for this contest is "You win."

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

RCD #14: It's a bloodsport

Conclusion of the 5th Annual Inter- national Dismemberment Competition: You win. It's all in the technique.

by themushroom, 2-04-08

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

I forgot to mention in the first post: I'll be judging this in about a week or so.

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

RCD 14: Game Winner by Shaneo39 2-04-08

6. . .7. . . 8 and SORRY!?! haha Damn, You Win again. Yeah, now bend over and take it.

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

RCD #14: That´s the Spirit by Boring 2-05-08

You win. What do you mean? You caught me before I could ransack your house! Yes. Now I´ll have to beat you up, pull out your fingernails really slowly, put toothpicks into your eyeballs, cut your limbs off and rape you repeatedly. So you win at pulling me over to the dark side. Did I mention I´m not really a competitive guy and I don´t mind losing at all?

RCD #14: This Is My Body by Boring 2-05-08

You win. You´re saving your virginity for marriage? No way. You lost that battle long ago. Then what did i win? You´ve been voted Mister Copyroom 2008. Those office ladies really dig your abs. Well, they´re the only muscles I CAN work out.

Sore Loser (RCD 14) by theburninator 2-09-08

*Gurgle* Ok, you win. WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

MASCULINITY DUEL by crabby 2-09-08

You win.

I'll be judging this in approximately 24 hours, so get those last-minute entries in.

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

RCD #14: Concession by Shaneo39 2-11-08

OK, you win. Call an ambulance.

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

It was a tough decision, but my favorite was this one:

Boring

Take it away, Boring!

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

But I just hosted a ... and the winner was ... ah never mind, new competition coming up soon.

Yeah, I didn't really think about that until after I announced the winner. I just went with the strip I liked the best.

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

eh, too late, but i had fun with this, so...

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