Take the required phrase, insert into a dialogue or thought bubble, and start hitting the random comic layout button. When inspiration hits, you´re almost done.

This competition´s phrase is: "DO YOU THINK IT´S SAFE?"

RCD 15: Beeware by Scyess 2-17-08

I think I heard the noise down in the basement. Do you think it's safe? Of course not, you moron. Why do you think I asked you to come over here? I just don't want to be turned into a giant insect or something. Don't be an idiot. Just go check it out. First tell me why you won't let me turn around.

Safety First by Scyess 2-17-08

I asked you over here, brother, so we could travel the path to spiritual enlightenment together. Yes, Earl, but why are we in an office? It seemed like a quiet place where we could be alone. But, my son. We're not supposed to be here. Do you think it's safe? Oh, perfectly. Jim and I disemboweled all the employees and hanged them with their own intestines. All right. As long as it's safe.

RCD 15: To Boldly Go by Scyess 2-17-08

I'm on the planet's surface, Spock. Do you read any signs of life. Yes, captain. There is a large humanoid creature directly behind you. Do you think it's safe? Nothing to worry about, Captain. Ah, good. And by the way, thanks for being so understanding about that electrified toilet seat gag the other day.

RCD 15: Bull Hockey by Scyess 2-17-08

So when I said, "Do you think it's safe?" did you know I was referring to jumping into the ring with the matador? Well.... Actually I thought you were asking if it was safe to order another hot dog. But let's not dwell on the past. I don't see that bull anywhere, do you?

Safe Sexual Healing by Scyess 2-17-08

I know you've been flirting with spirituality for a while, Earl... ... but I didn't think this is what you meant. Do you think it's safe? Well... you might get some wicked unpleasant splinters...

Good dialog snippet. 8)

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"Old" is the old new.

RCD 15: The Gaping Gornhole by biped 2-18-08

Crewman Leslie to Captain Kirk. I've entered the Gorn mating chamber. Good, good. Just go on in and capture their leader, then. He's the big one. Do you think it's safe? Oh, of course. What possible danger could there be in interrupting a bunch of Gorns fucking? They'll probably just be really scared. Oh, my god...I'm wearing a red shirt. You'll get a commendation for this.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RCD #15: Mr. Thanatos 1 by 100Faces 2-18-08

Excuse me, sir. This is my first day in the chemical department and I don't want to make any mistake. Do you think it's safe to mix ...? Wait! Why don't you ask our Greek expert, Mr. Thanatos? He's deaf-mute but he can lip-read and you can use sign language. Five minutes later ... Did I forget to tell you that when Greeks shake their heads it means "yes" and nodding means "no"?

RCD #15: Mr. Thanatos 2 by 100Faces 2-18-08

Excuse me, Mr. Thanatos. Do you think it's safe to mix the two liquids? You're nodding. Does that mean "yes"? This is way too complicated!

RCD #15: Mr. Thanatos 3 by 100Faces 2-18-08

It's good to have you back, Larry. Do you think it's safe to leave you with Mr. Thanatos? Nodding - no, shaking - yes, nodding - no, shaking - yes, nodding - no, shaking - yes , nodding - no, ... 5 minutes later ... 30 minutes earlier ... I'm glad that you finally learned English sign language, Mr. Thanatos. This will make it so much easier for Larry!

'Twas the Night Before Christmas (RCD 15) by theburninator 2-18-08

What?! But... but I thought you were happy just to be asked to guide my sleigh! Oh yeah, totally thrilled - and I just loved being a complete outcast my entire life because of my fucking nose! Well... ok....but... I mean... do you think it's safe? Look, fat man, you wanna deliver those toys or not? On your knees, bitch.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

Cleaning Day (RCD 15) by theburninator 2-18-08

Dude, we have got to clean the fridge. Do you think it's safe? Uh... yeah, totally. You open it. Dude, the last time I looked in there, the Chinese takeout had EYES!

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

RCD #15: Butch - Murderer of Women by 100Faces 2-18-08

Hey Butch! Is it far to that special place you were telling me about? It's sure frightening to walk through this eerie wood after midnight. [sigh] I don't like it here at all. Do you think it's safe? I mean, couldn't there be some wild animals or all sorts of evil creatures and stuff? [sigh] This is so scary really. Just take all those terrifying noises and sounds. Did you just hear that? I really hope it isn't far anymore. I wonder when she's gonna stop whining. After all it's Butch who's gotta go the whole way back on his own.

RCD #15: Cuties by 100Faces 2-18-08

When I twinkle three times, I can see flower fairies flying above our heads. The one in the white dress is called Arabella. She is the prettiest of them all and she can ride on the sunbeams, ... ... the one in the purple dress is the keeper of the rain. Her name is Roberta. And her sister Apollonia paints all the flowers in the most beautiful colours. Her dress is green of course, and ... Children are so cute! I do adore their imagination. Even Laura's older sister's still got a lot of it and she's almost sixteen. 30 minutes earlier ... Do you think it's safe to keep those LSD tablets in the cookie jar? Sure!

RCD 15: Holy Fuck by kane2742 2-18-08

Do you think it's safe? I don't see any of the priests around. Good. Besides, who are they going to tell, you? Well, apparently it takes thousands of years for them to stop talking about my relationships. Four Gospels: more like Four Gossips if you ask me. Look on the bright side: If this gets out, it'll really fuck with Fred Phelps's mind.

RCD 15: Natural Selection by kane2742 2-18-08

Do you think it's safe? ... Well? You can see and hear those bombs, right? And see that pile of ash that used to be Corporal Johnson? I didn't ask for you to paint me a picture. Do you think it's safe or not? Yes. Yes, I do.

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

RCD 15: Paper by kane2742 2-19-08

"This place looks pretty safe," he says. "Don't worry," he says. Do you think it's safe now?! I said I was sorry. I didn't even know robots could get papercuts, especially ones so severe. "Sorry" doesn't put back arms.

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

Judgment day:

A tie for second place:

Scyess for "Safety First"

Biped for "The Gaping Gornhole"

Winner is:

100Faces for "Cuties"

Wow! My second win in just a week! Many thanks and congratulations on this interesting and inspiring competition you hosted. Hope mine will be as good ....