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I had the craziest weekend, bro. We snuck into mexico for a weekend of debauchery. I woke up with a condom in my ass, and I think I'm missing a kidney.

by deathtoradio, 2-24-08

The Lost Weekend (FTC 129) by theburninator 2-24-08

I had the craziest weekend, bro. We snuck into mexico for a weekend of debauchery. I woke up with a condom in my ass, and I think I'm missing a kidney. Wow, that's crazy dude. I've heard Mexico's dangerous; I would have warned you if I knew you were going. I think I might have a concussion, too, because my memory is a little messed up; like, the office doesn't seem familiar. Wait a second... I don't work here. Yeah, I was gonna say. Who the fuck are you?

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

Me Too! by Shaneo39 2-25-08

I had the craziest weekend, bro. We snuck into mexico for a weekend of debauchery. I woke up with a condom in my ass, and I think I'm missing a kidney. I had a crazy weekend too. I went to Mexico too, got drunk, and woke up with a soar cock and a kidney in my pocket. Touche.

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

FTC 129: The Kidney Incident by 100Faces 2-25-08

I had the craziest weekend, bro. We snuck into Mexico for a weekend of debauchery. I woke up with a condom in my ass, and I think I'm missing a kidney. And what are you going to say at the press conference, Mr. President? Well, it seems like I gotta make up some good lies, doesn't it, bro? Guess so, Mr. President and stop calling me "bro". Erm, I did not wake up with a condom in my ass in a cheap Mexican hotel. I repeat, I DID NOT wake up with a condom in my ass. And what about the kidney incident, sir?

FTC 129: ¿Usted habla riñón? by Scyess 2-25-08

I had the craziest weekend, bro. We snuck into Mexico for a weekend of debauchery. I woke up with a condom in my ass, and I think I'm missing a kidney. No worries, mate. I just so happen to have an extra kidney at my desk. What kind of condoms do you use? Certainly not banana-flavored glow-in-the-dark Trojan Magunum studded swirlies, that's for sure.

FTC 129: Weekends by Scyess 2-25-08

I had the craziest weekend, bro. We snuck into Mexico for a weekend of debauchery. I woke up with a condom in my ass, and I think I'm missing a kidney. That's nothing! I watched motocross on cable, and this guy lost control and almost hit the railing! VROOM! VROOM VROOOOM! You live with your mother, don't you? Yes, but she was out of town this weekend. I don't know where she was but she came home with a strap-on and a kidney.

FTC 129: Logical Explanation by Scyess 2-25-08

I had the craziest weekend, bro. We snuck into Mexico for a weekend of debauchery. I woke up with a condom in my ass, and I think I'm missing a kidney. "Attention all employees. If anyone lost a kidney in the parking lot, please come to the front desk and describe it to claim it." Oh. I guess I should go check. While you're up there, see if anyone who was in your ass can describe that condom.

FTC 129: Perspective by Scyess 2-25-08

I had the craziest weekend, bro. We snuck into Mexico for a weekend of debauchery. I woke up with a condom in my ass, and I think I'm missing a kidney. Cool. I snuck into Canada. ...and...? And that's about it. I think I won the weekend. Your excratory system and I disagree.

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"Old" is the old new.

Judging shall commence sometime Sunday night. Word.

Groovy! - Blame it on Rio the Donkey by edoggydog 2-29-08

Keep an eye on the house, dude... I'm going out of town this weekend with a friend. Groovy! (Saturday night in T.J.) *YAAAAAAAACK* HEE-HAWWWW!! I had the craziest weekend, bro. We snuck into mexico for a weekend of debauchery. I woke up with a condom in my ass, and I think I'm missing a kidney. And, you say you can't remember who you went with because you were too drunk and too high? Maybe, this will help: "HEE-HAWWWWW!!"

FTC 129: Oh brother by lukket 3-01-08

I had the craziest weekend, bro. We snuck into mexico for a weekend of debauchery. I woke up with a condom in my ass, and I think I'm missing a kidney. I'm honestly sorry to hear that. Wait, aren't you the stone cold older brother that never take your younger brother seriously? That might be. But we do share blood type, and I had my eyes on that kidney.

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Ok, props to theburninator, he was the runner up. The winner is:

FTC 129: ¿Usted habla riñón? by Scyess 2-25-08

I had the craziest weekend, bro. We snuck into Mexico for a weekend of debauchery. I woke up with a condom in my ass, and I think I'm missing a kidney. No worries, mate. I just so happen to have an extra kidney at my desk. What kind of condoms do you use? Certainly not banana-flavored glow-in-the-dark Trojan Magunum studded swirlies, that's for sure.

The very descriptive condom schtick was the clincher. Take it away scyess