Let's see if I can break my trend of sparsely-entered FTCs:

Have at it!  Judging whenever I feel like insulting people.  (Usually around one every ten days.)

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"Old" is the old new.

FTC 130 by lukket 3-03-08

I can see you there. No, you can't. Michael! He's not your imaginary friend if I can see him!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

FTC 130: Shoulda, Coulda, Woulda by Shaneo39 3-03-08

I can see you there. No, you can't. You should have blinked. Fuck

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

FTC 130: Whack! by not_Scyess 3-03-08

I can see you there. No, you can't. Then my secret is safe: that I like to swing my cane around like an epileptic ninja when I'm alone in a store. Uh, well, I... At least I was able to remain hidden. Also, my cane has a lead core.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Beefed-Up Security Measures at the Mall (FTC 130) by theburninator 3-03-08

I can see you there. No, you can't. Yes, I can! SHUTUP MAGGOT! YOU EYE-FUCK ME ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL SHOVE THIS FUCKING BILLY CLUB UP YOUR ASS!

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

ftc 130 by arbi 3-04-08

I can see you there. No you can't. He puts the ale in sale. So, how's the talking mannequin installation going, Mr. new york hot shot fashion designer? Groovy!

ftc 130 v2. by arbi 3-04-08

I can see you there. No you can't. jedi mind trick These aren't the droids I'm looking for. I'll move along.

i don't like either of these, but they are entries anyway. s-entries. 

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woof

ftc 130 meets opc #43

I'm a female who knows govermnent well. And I'm not George Bush. I seek universal health care for all Americans!

by arbi, 3-04-08

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woof

Phase2Denial - FTC 130 by DrMorton 3-07-08

I can see you there. No, you can´t. I can see you there. No, you can´t. I can see you there. No, you can´t.

FTC 130: Fragrance by 100Faces 3-08-08

I can see you there. No, you can't. Now I can hear you. No, you can't. I can even smell you. What's that fragrance? No, you can't. But if you could, it'd be Ck One Summer Cologne.

FTC 130: Disguise by 100Faces 3-08-08

I can see you there. No, you can't. Hey aren't you Mr. Ashby, the manager? What's that disguise for? Trying to catch shoplifters? Uhm ... no Mrs. Hofmann. Or trying to secretly peep into the changing rooms again? You don't see me, do you?

What an upset!  It's a tie for first place!!

FTC 130: Fragrance by 100Faces 3-08-08

I can see you there. No, you can't. Now I can hear you. No, you can't. I can even smell you. What's that fragrance? No, you can't. But if you could, it'd be Ck One Summer Cologne.

FTC 130: Disguise by 100Faces 3-08-08

I can see you there. No, you can't. Hey aren't you Mr. Ashby, the manager? What's that disguise for? Trying to catch shoplifters? Uhm ... no Mrs. Hofmann. Or trying to secretly peep into the changing rooms again? You don't see me, do you?

But after much deliberation, I'm going to give the next contest to 100Faces!  Have at it, oh century of visages.

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"Old" is the old new.

Thank you! New competition will follow soon!

Thanks also for the nice term "century of visages"! I really like it - it's a visa-age!