Happy Birthday, HCRoyall by BirthdayThread 3-09-08

Man, I've got to start setting off alarms or something when it's someone's birthday. You're a little late, yes. Did you know that if there are 23 people in a given room, there's a 50% chance that two of them share a birthday? Does that mean in a room of 46 people, there's a 100% chance two of them share a birthday? I didn't even do the original math to prove that theory, what makes you think I'm going to do math to validate your new theory now?

You guys really should be more angry at me that these are continuously late. I sacrifice sleep for less important things than making comics for random internet peoples' birthdays.

Happy Birthday HCRoyall!

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Happy Birthday!

it's my birthday too

Impossible. There's only four people in this room.

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Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Happy Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary, HC!

And now...wishing you the most special happy birthday of all...

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...

KID FABIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'd also like to wish you happy birthday. I enjoy you.

People keep asking me what it's like to be 24. I tell them, "The same way that it felt to be 23, you ass." I'm just waiting for 25, then my insurance premiums go down.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

happy 'ejection from uterus day' HC.

if someone asks you what it feels like to be 37, tell them its cold.

.....so cold..........

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Kill Whitey.